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« Reply #165 on: June 11, 2010, 12:50:08 am »

Because a piece of the sky fell and bumped it.

Why do my fingers smell like garlic?
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« Reply #166 on: June 11, 2010, 06:32:40 am »

Because you've been working on warding off the vampires.

Why am I harvesting my mom's crops on farmville?
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« Reply #167 on: June 11, 2010, 07:33:17 pm »

Because your TV broke and there's nothing else to do.

Why are cats so cute?
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« Reply #168 on: June 11, 2010, 09:47:35 pm »

Because they know they're entitled to your attention.

Why do I want an anteater so badly?
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« Reply #169 on: June 12, 2010, 12:04:57 am »

Because your house has an ant problem!

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« Reply #170 on: June 12, 2010, 02:15:08 am »

The anteater.

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« Reply #171 on: June 12, 2010, 09:45:05 pm »

Blame it on the Blibbering Humdinger. It's all its fault.

Why are there so many sexist jokes about women and kitchens?
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« Reply #172 on: June 12, 2010, 10:58:21 pm »

Because there aren't enough about Women and the Livingroom!

Why is there a polar bear on my couch?
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« Reply #173 on: June 12, 2010, 11:37:52 pm »

Because I couldn't manage to pay the rent at the zoo. I hope you don't mind.

Is he being well taken care of?
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« Reply #174 on: June 13, 2010, 02:21:25 pm »

Oh.. veeerrryyyy well taken care of *griin* ( lol )

Why do cats love to be places they aren't allowed to be?
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« Reply #175 on: June 14, 2010, 12:53:41 am »

Because they know their owners can't stand it, and the strive to be contradictory :'D

Why do I have so many stuffed animals?
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« Reply #176 on: June 14, 2010, 01:00:31 am »

Because stuffed animals are creepily cool.

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« Reply #177 on: June 14, 2010, 01:38:43 am »

Because you yelp every time a garden gnome noms your finger.

Why couldn't Tyler's van just run Bella over?
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« Reply #178 on: June 15, 2010, 01:13:52 pm »

Because this world is unfair, and they want us to suffer with the horror that is Mary Sue - *cough* - Bella Swan forever....

Why do snakes look so funny when they swallow a mouse whole? (Really! XD I fed my snake yesterday and it looked all weird with the mouse halfway down and the tails ticking out of his mouth XD )
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« Reply #179 on: June 17, 2010, 01:00:50 am »

Because they don't chew their food like grandma told them to!

Why can't I write anything?
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