Most Ridiculous Answers to Essays
VaVe:
We just had exams and one of them was for music, i was told to describe a piece of 20th centuary orchestal stuff that was being played, for 10 marks.
My answer:
Well this composer obviously took the idea of a cat in a bag one step furter. He added a couple of birds and some mint ice cream and used a blender. That mixture was then left to simmer on a pan which was beaten with the cats pre-removed skull.
Needless to say I am failing that subject...
Karla!:
jajajjajaja these are all HILARIOUS guys!
once my math teacher was trying to teach us how y depends on x (y=2x+3)
so we had to do a cause and effect chart..
i asked the teacher if we could do anything we wanted and she said "yes, as long as
it makes sense" so my friend and I felt like being silly and this is what we came up with...
cause effect
if i chop off my hand.. i wont have a hand anymore!
if i take a shower.. my hair will get wet.
if i spit on the teacher's face her cheeks will have saliva!
and on we went xD
the teacher got super pissed but we still got our 100
i mean, it made sense didnt it? ;)
rachel039926:
lol, for a few essay questions on my german tests, I just flat out said stuff about poop and farting and what not XD
Lollipop:
:D lol I had to answer some essay questions and one was like do you think that the taboo's in modern culture are backwards? I was tired and hungry so i just put:
Well, no...because if they were they would be spelled like this oobat, wouldn't they?
;D this is why i should always be fed....lol x
Medagic:
This didn't happen to me, but one of my teachers told my class this story about one of his college professors.
The final exam completely consisted of: Why?
So lots of people started writing huge essays on everything they ever learned in class (my teacher included) and their grades were B's and some A's. Two very brave people answered simply:
"Why not?" and "Because I said so!"
Those two people got A pluses. Lol! 1tehe
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