Most Ridiculous Answers to Essays
twinklelilstar:
It wasn't an essay, but just an assignment. We had to write about 50 vocabulary words & def. so my friend and I decided to make it fun. We wrote each one different. One was upside down, one was so small you needed a magnifying glass. We even wrote one completely backwards. We didn't get any credit for it...
In Florida, we have a test that's really important and determines if you pass or fail, and some questions require that you write a paragraph for an answer. The question was something about how animals help the world, and friend wrote about how Looney Tunes entertain kids everyday. It was priceless.
VaVe:
We just had a physics exam about sound waves etc. one of the questions was "you live in an apartment and your neighbour makes a lot of noise late at night. Explain a practical method for reducing the noise heard in your apartment."
One answer was to ask them to be quiet.
They got the marks for it.
soulofthesea:
i had to write something for world history over the economic imperialism of China in the 19th century. and this is how the question went:
"What was [insert Chinese dude's name here]'s opinion on the opium trade and how it affected China?"
i just answered: "Well, since he was one of over 12 million Chinese people who were addicted to opium, i guess he was just too stoned out of his mind to even care."
needless to say, i got an A on that test :rolleyes:
blakergirlz:
My favorite was my Alg2 final last year. I wrote one word on each line, so if you read down the paper it said "What's the point of this class? Have I ever told you I really hate you?"[There was more, but you get the idea] And on the paper we were supposed to show our work on, I drew goldfish, unicorns, etc.
My friend topped me with the Alg2 final though: she colored a rainbow across the entire thing with colored pencils.
We both passed the final. :D
drcrzy:
My mom told me about a time in college when a friend of hers was asked to write a 1000 word essay on how to make soup. She started out normal, get ingredients, etc, and then just repeated the phrase "...and let the water boil and boil and boil and boil and boil...etc" until she had enough words, and then continued to explain how to make soup. I wish I knew what she made on that test... xD
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