Most Ridiculous Answers to Essays
Ali:
His love is like a rose?? WTF?? does that mean that his love is sometimes scented and sometimes not and could be lots of different colours and varieties??? LOL
I once, at age 10, wrote what I thought was a really good story which included how someone was fatally wounded - I didn't know at the time that fatally wounded meant the dude would be dead. Didn't get a very good mark for that one!!
StupidFriday:
haha I love the bit
"That really really really really really
really really really really hurt!"
Ninja:
Quote from: AxelVal on January 03, 2009, 10:02:57 pm
We were supposed to write about how historically accurate Friday Night Lights was and I wrote about bad everyone sad it was. I got 95/100.
How about these though, they always give me a good laugh:
http://writingenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/12/the-25-funniest-analogies-collected-by-high-school-english-teachers/
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Ahaha classic!
I like the humming bird one :)
Quote from: Ali on January 04, 2009, 05:02:40 am
His love is like a rose?? WTF?? does that mean that his love is sometimes scented and sometimes not and could be lots of different colours and varieties??? LOL
And you can buy it for $10 at supermarkets/flower shops...?
And they sometimes live in dirt...
And have thorns.
Yes, his love is EXACTLY like a rose ;)
Quote from: 2*B~Weird on January 04, 2009, 07:11:17 pm
:D :D That list is hilarious, Axel!
The most ridiculous answer I can remember giving on a test was not on a test, but was a 'poem' I wrote when I got bored. I guarantee you, I'm a better poet than this but um ya boredness doesn't sit well with me :P This is why I make sure I never get bored, lol:
Boom, boom, kaboom.
And arrow goes through his heart.
"Ow," he said, "That hurt!"
"That really really really really really
really really really really hurt!"
And then he died.
Boom. Boom. KABOOM!
Here's a cool poem I wrote just now. I couldn't come up with any words that rhymed with 'watch' or 'silver'... soo...
I once had a watch.
I called it Spotch.
It was silver.
It went 'kababablilver'.
buddy_luv_blah:
It wasn't a test. It was an assignment in Science class.
We were working in groups and my partner and I just did not fee like doing it at all.
we were studying maps and latitude and longitude and blabbidyblabla
one of the questions was something like where is bunny mountain located on the map?
And I wrote boom crash bang or some crap like that.
we continued to fill out the rest of the worksheet with random words. it was great.
StupidFriday:
Haha I have done that ^ but only because I was sure noone would ever see my answers
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