The New Official Spam Thread!

[DaSpecial1]

*lies on the floor in a chocolate-induced stupor*

Just step over me and keep on going folks...

[Theraven]

*grabs all the chocolate from Mooncat and runs away to secret hiding place*

[Katie]

Who needs a mop? We'll just eat it off the floor... the floor was clean before this, right? 

Right? 


Guys? 

[Theraven]

Yeah. Sure. Absolutely.
*shifty-eyes*

What happened to the last spambot, by the way? Oh. Right. I remember now. Katie, I think you should be fine if you stay away from that gooey spot there. Oh, and the other brownish-red spot right there. And that big green spot in the middle (no idea what happened there, but I don't think it's healthy). And when you're done, you can lick the floor in Jenna's dungeon. I'm sure she'll appreciate that. Dunno when that floor last saw a mop, if it ever did. It's completely safe!

*munches up the last piece of chocolate*
Anyone has something more?

[caffeinated.joy]

Well, if you ignore the coffee grounds, rotten cabbage, rotten tomatoes, spam, years old zombie splatter and...*squints at mystery smear* that, then, yes...yes the floor is clean.

*Lobs marshmallows and graham crackers around* 

[Theraven]

Woo, marchmallows! Graham crackers... not so much. 

*goes to hunt for chocolate*

[Jenna]

I saw Squinge in here the other day. He left some "chocolate" over in the far corner.

[Theraven]

Ugh, not that kind of "chocolate"...

[caffeinated.joy]

I've got some coco powder.

*Opens can and flings coco all over the place*

It's unsweetened, though, so it's pure coco. You'll have to add your own sugar and hot milk.

[Jenna]

I have "special" brownies I made in honor of today. Heh heh heh. They're groovy, man. Grooooovy.

[Katie]

Special you say?! 

[Stelio Kontos]

I have already had one of Jenna's brownies, and...

...wait.....what.....where am I? Who am I? Why do I suddenly want to inhale a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos?

[caffeinated.joy]

Can't help you with the Doritos, but I have piping hot, fresh from the oven rice pudding.

[Theraven]

*blink* What was that? oh sh...  

Stelio, please, PLEASE don't ask me what you were doing under the influence of what the *bleepety* *bleep* was inside Jenna's "brownies". You really, really don't want to know...

Better stay off anything that looks remotely like food if it comes from Jenna's kitchen. I think there's even a warning in the "Insim moderator's handbook". Come to think of it, I think there's even a chapter named "how to clean your dungeon", placed directly infront of "cooking reciped for food fights". Or perhaps that was the "insim survival guide". Hmm...

[Jenna]

Heh heh heh. My cooking is actually perfectly safe! It's just prone to containing...special...ingredients.