The New Official Spam Thread!

[caffeinated.joy]

LOL no, I don't think it will get that far. Jenna will look threatening and Squinge will immediately bow down in defeat. He knows his place.

[Dec12741]

i still want Jenna and Squinge to FIGHT it out!

[Stelio Kontos]

*runs into topic towards a convienently placed professional wrestling ring*
*shakes the ring ropes in a very violent fashion*
*runs out, yelling stuff about destrucity and rocket fuel and such*

[Dec12741]

brings out folding chair and sits and waits for the fight to start

[Theraven]

*puts up "wrestling ring down for maintenance" sign, and sneaks back out again*

[Dec12741]

puts back up the Wrestling Ring.then goes back waiting for the fight to start

[Stelio Kontos]

*invites a kid from the audience to bounce a basketball 15 times in a row, offering $500 if he succeeds*
*kid takes basketball and starts bouncing it*
*on bounce 14, I kick the basketball away and laugh manically*

[Glamily]

Spammy spammy spammy.

*a wild sexuality appears,
sexuality uses confusion,
its super effective*

[Paden]

*pulls down the ring and glares* No fighting of any kind. If they're gonna fight, they do that in private, where it belongs.

[Dec12741]

what about a food fight?

[Jenna]

A food fight, eh? Well, alright then.

*drops a can of Spam and a box of thirty-year-old Twinkies into a small ring* 

...now, let's watch 'em duke it out! My money is on the Twinkies.

[Paden]

Just one of the reasons that I present you with this blue ribbon chainsaw, Jenna, use it in rubber clothing.

[Carlwashere]

I'm in! What are the odds Jenna?

[Glamily]

What are Twinkies?

[Theraven]

Apparently this.

I think the Spam will win. The twinkies looks too weak. But who knows? It could have a well hidden sugar blow to use