Chapter 1
Meet the FounderYeah, this is me, Taneesha Montique.

And this is my dog, Sasha.

Recently my house burned down. Everything that I have ever worked for went with it. So now I'm dirt poor. My next door neighbours felt sorry for me.
They gave me some property in some far away town that I had never heard of. So I went there and had a look.

The place looked pretty bleak. 'My house better be good' I thought to myself. I checked the mail-box to see how close to my house I was. But on the mail-box was the address of the property that my neighbours gave me.
"WHAT?!?!?!" I screamed.
This couldn't be my house, there was nothing! I was extremely mad, this could NOT be happening.
My neighbours could've let me live with them for awhile, but nooo they had to give me a pile of grass! Oh, and a tree. A tree! What could I possibly do with a tree?
People that had felt sorry for me had given me a little bit of money, and I had this built.

I know, a fridge, bed, shower and toilet in the same room, disgusting!
Then visitors came to welcome me to the 'neighbourhood'. You should've seen them! Ug-a-lay! First there was Brandi Whats-her-name.

And some Melissa chick or something.
And this guy, I don't even remember his name, and I don't want to.

Seriously, what's with the kilt?

And Benjamin Long. I had to try to stop myself from calling him Benjamin Long-Nose.


What? People actually want to kiss her? Oh yeah, everyone here is ugly so their standards are lower.
What is it with all the Maxis clothes? Is it the only brand here? Does that mean that I'm either going to have to wear this dress for the rest of my life or buy... MAXIS CLOTHES! NOOOO!
Sasha had a fight with some little dog.

And the little dog won!

I'm so ashamed!
I took my eye of the visitors for one second, and one of them wrecked my bed!

Then they decided to have a fight! Nice to know everyone is so friendly here!

So I told them all to leave. I'm not having any anti-social rude ugly Maxis-wearing freaks at my... house-type-thing.
I had to eat an Instant Meal because I couldn't make anything else.

I looked for a job.

The one that paid me the most money was a military job. Eww.

And I had to sleep standing up. Gross.
Sasha got a job, too. Hers is in Show Business, a lot more glamorous than my job.

Thinking that she hadn't caused enough trouble already, Melissa What's-Her-Name came back to my house.

I didn't go outside and say hello (do you blame me?) and she stood outside for hours waiting. What a loser!
Eventually I managed to find my dream job, well, kind of. I want to become a Celebrity Chef, but I had to start at the bottom. A dirty dish washer. Eww. And my pay was a lot less, too.

What a horrible uniform!
I got a job promotion, yay!
I managed to get a new bed, oven and stereo (and a table for it to sit on).

But it wasn't long until I got a demotion.

It was that Landgraab kid's fault.
But Sasha and I kept working and I managed to get a TV and chair.

A toilet right next to a chair? Eww!
I managed to get wallpaper and carpet.

And a painting set and bookcase.

I'm still waiting for someone to tell me that this is all a joke, and my real house is waiting for me. It has to be a joke.
Will Taneesha wake up and discover that this is all a joke? Will she be able to escape all the horrible Maxis Sims that break her stuff? Will Sasha ever become tough enough to win a fight against a tiny dog? Will Taneesha ever become rich again? You might just find out in the next chapter!