1001 things I've learned from watching horror movies

[SenkoTwiik]

(Dogs with upside down heads? That seems so familiar).

259. Intruders always know the exact layout of your house upon first entry.

260. If your dad doesn't like your boyfriend, there is probably more of a reason behind it than "he's taking my little princess away". Pay attention and take off your rose colored glasses.

261. If your boyfriend gets out of the car to investigate a sound, and gets killed right in front of the car, don't be the person that just sits in the car screaming. Be the girl that jumps into the front seat and peels out of there, saving the rest of your lives.

[Carlwashere]

262. When staying in a haunted house, women will investiage noises in their most revealing underwear.

[SenkoTwiik]

263. After going to investigate the sound in their most revealing underwear, something usually scares them, followed by a scene of them running around scared in said underwear.

[Katie]

(Dogs with upside down heads? That seems so familiar).

(The Unborn )

264. (my freind realized this one)If there are no black people around and there normally is, RUN, run fast, because usually they are the first ones to know something is wrong and leave.

[DaSpecial1]

264. If there are two males in love with one girl in a scary situation (i.e., an ex and a next ) one of them will have to die horribly saving her life.

[SenkoTwiik]

265. Don't be the male friend of the pretty girl. You will care about her and be concerned for her, wanting to be a good friend, but DON'T. Sooner or later, her psychotic, jealous boyfriend will violently murder you.

266. If you're a normal human being, don't try to sneak into that all-night club that all those gothy looking people are getting into. They're not goth kids, they're vampires, and if they find you, a human, in their midst, you aren't going to be going home.

[Katie]

267. When your mother is having a troubled pregnancy with your baby brother, and she bleeds a lot, don't use the old knife to cut the pain trick, you'll be accused of murder by your step-father.

268. If someone asks you to sacrife young blood, and they aren't human, don't sacrifice said brother, because non-humans are typically discreet, and thus step-father and/or baby boy's daddy will think your going to kill him and shoot you instead.

269. Apparently the above is a good thing and takes you from the horrid family you have and gives you to the moon who bore you and whatnot.

[SenkoTwiik]

270. If your mother is having a troubled pregnancy, don't use Mandrake either. Your step-father will accuse you of trying to kill her through witchcraft.

271. If your stepfather kills people for a living, don't do anything stupid, ESPECIALLY after your mother dies in child-birth.

272. No matter how bad this step-father is, he gives a crap about his first born son.

[Katie]

(ah, Pans Labrynth, am I correct?)

273. If he is willing to smash someone who hunts rabrits in the face with a beer bottle until he dies, he wont regret to kill you by any means.

[SenkoTwiik]

(Oh my goodness, yes. That movie was probably the SECOND most depressing movie I have ever seen. I only watched it once, and it destroyed me for about a week)

274. Trust the Spanish maid-lady. She's trying to help you and she's tough as nails.

275. If you find yourself held captive by a man that is going to torture you, get free and give him a Glasgow Smile.

276. Maids always seem to be good people, but nannies are almost ALWAYS evil to the bone.

[Katie]

(Really? I loved it I watched it 6 times, I hated the ending though, but step up was more truamatixing for me, and it's not even a horror movie!)

277. NEVER I repeat never, go into the place and see the gross frog thing of doom, it wants to eat you.

278. If he doesn't eat you, it's not best to offer yourself by trying to rip a key from his stomach.

279. No matter how good the food looks, if someone/something tells you not to eat it don't. Not even one little grape.

280. Just cause it has no eyes doesn't mean your safe, ever.

[SenkoTwiik]

(The most traumatizing movie I have ever seen was The Velveteen Rabbit)

281. If your sister suddenly turns from a loner into a popular, skanky girl...kill her. Something is wrong with her and she's going to go nuts eventually.

282. One of your parents is always an anal-retentive, the other always doesn't care about anything.

283. Fireplaces are never good news.

[Katie]

284. If your freind suddenly goes goth and wont talk to you, they are no longer human.

[SenkoTwiik]

285. Don't run around in the woods with a camera. Nothing good will come of it. Especially if the trees are really tall and skinny and spread out.

286. Kids who call their parents by their first names always have issues.

[Katie]

287. Watch your back in and around hospitals or prisons.