Why hello there, I am zaph kevorkian of the kevorkian clan [evil laughter inserted here along with many sounds of thunder].
Acctually the names Scott if you must know

[eats toast and stuff with munching sounds]. I am originally from germany, but was imported over to the USA when i was to young to remember, [coughs] sorry had a tickle there

anyways now I reside in the 4th demension, really I do with buddah, hitler, george washington, and often cuddle with marilyn monroe. Anyways that enough of an intro [smiles] Thank you! your all so beautiful....

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