Important! Notice of Downtime

[Jenna]

In approximately two days, we're going to be taking InSim and InSimadult offline while we switch to a new host. This move comes quicker than we had originally anticipated, and we're hoping to keep the downtime to a minimum, and will appreciate your patience during the transfer.

Anyone who exhibits any temper-tantrums, kermitflailing, or general asshattery during this time shall be flogged, tarred and feathered, and locked in a pen of amorous donkeys. Repeat and/or particularly troublesome offenders will be given a chainsaw enema.

[Paden]

They will also have to attend a guitar concert given by Squinge as he eats garlic and onion sandwiches on pumpernickle bread.

[Jenna]

*cringes* That's almost worse than all of the above combined.

[Paden]

Did I mention that he would be singing, as well?

[Jenna]

*cringes again* There's cruel, and then there's that...

[Nonni]

Is withdrawal and hyper-ventilation punishable?
I may sound a bit naive but why is being locked in a pen with amorous donkeys a punishment?

[Katie]

Withdrawal!! Ehh. Hopefully it'll be back up soon? Well anyways... I've got this ANND drama club withdrawal now. o.O

[Stinkerbella]

Whatever it takes to keep the sites up and running has my total support. PLUS I dont wanna go through none of mentioned punishments. LOL!

[G-Knee]

Guitar concert AND singing with ONIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With donkeys trampling them underfoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Count me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll cry under my pillow!!!!  So no one can hear me! 

[Paden]

Well, those punishments will only be inflicted if you act like an asshat.

[caffeinated.joy]

Add to that list: "will be forced to sit in a locked room with Joy while she is in the throes of incurable caffeine withdrawal".

[fatedicewolf]

*cowers* Eeekkk...

[J. M. Pescado]

We are ahead of schedule. Migration will commence sometime in the dead of night today. That is all.

[Katie]

I'm scared! 

[MaryH]

Thanks for the warning-now I'll head for my bunker and hope to see Insim intact when I emerge again. I don't want to witness Squinge singing, dancing or playing any instrument even while he isn't eating!