Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
oddball011:
Quote from: Elven_Song
Awww.. poor goopy! Maybe you should marry him off to one of the fugly NPC's... most of them hit all the branches falling out of the ugly tree. xD
Forget the ugly tree, more like the ugly forest lol
~*Jax*~:
Coming home from work, the stress from losing my Dude took over. I think I went a little ... weird.
Can I go on? Can anyone help me? Does anyone care?
Yeah. I had a temper tantrum. So what? You would too.
Why am I so over emotional? I'm acting like a freaking dame!
Thank god the doctor makes house calls. I have to admit, it's ... odd.
He's fugly. But I am not interested.
He set me back on my feet, and told me that I should go on. The Goopster wouldn't want me to fade away.
Giving me a shake, he set me down.
The dames need someone to keep them in place.
Thanks, Doc.
Here's a dame who needs a good man. But, I'm not it. Again, way too pretty.
Dammit, why did you go Goopy? Your foul looks were everything to me!
*sob*
Why the hell am I crying! Dudes don't cry!
I know that he can hear me. I just know it.
It's like he's watching over me.
Holy Geez! Goopy!
Don't scare me like that! My heart jumped. I hate ghosts.
Part way through the night, my stomache was really flip flopping.
What the hell???
Holy crap! The potion worked!!
Goopy and I are going to be daddies!
I just wish he was here to help me. Need to find a dame to babysit.
It's weird. Feeling the baby the Goopster and I made. Like a kitten batting gently at a balloon.
Is my ass getting fat?
Gotta eat the good stuff now. My baby and I have expensive tastes.
Though, eating alone really blows.
I called up Wendy, and asked if she wouldn't mind coming and living with me and the baby. After all, it's her potion that helped.
No matter what I do, the Goopster is around, protecting me.
Hm. I should get that tub fixed. It turns on all by itself now.
*shifty eyes*
Damn! I don't think Goopy likes the fact that I made additions to the house, and sold the old furniture.
Wendy has taken it upon herself to get help in the babysitting game. Glad she's taking care of the dame stuff.
She'd better realize that now she is living with me, she's in charge of keeping me fed and the house clean.
I don't think Goopy appreciates her taking over the house.
I think he's trying to kill her with a heart attack!
Hey Goopy! Wait until the baby is at least in school!
The tummy is getting bigger. Wendy is helping me prepare for the impending arrival. What she won't tell me is how the baby is going to get from in there, to out here.
As long as I keep moving, my ass won't spread. I refuse to get fat and slug like. From the back, you can't tell I am pregnant.
*is all emotional*
I'm so big! Why won't it come out? Dames should stay the carriers of these ... things!
*sob*
Um, Wendy? Something is happening ...
It's starting to ...
HURT!!!
Of all things holy and somethings are not, what the hell is happening???
THE PAIN!!!!
Ok, big guy, breathe.
*puff puff puff*
Oh shit ... this ain't good ...
OK ... I think I am ok ...
no, wait ... something is happening again ....
Holy crap! It's a rug rat!
Putting little one in bed, we both have had a tough day.
Gonna have to talk to Wendy about all this pink. Ew.
I have to give little one a bath so we can go to Goopy's grave site. I want to introduce Goopy and our first child to each other.
Now that the little one is clean and dry, we can go outside.
Should tell the dame in the house to make food for us. I'm getting hungry.
So Goopy. What do you think? All baby or fat?
This is all us, baby.
I miss you.
Damn Dame emotions.
The sun is setting, and I know Goopy is close by.
Little one starts to fuss, and I find my self snuggling and comforting like an old pro.
Goopy Ishkibibble, I would like to introduce you to your daughter, Abby Ishikibibble.
I hope she is as ugly as you were.
oddball011:
lol I hope she is as ugly as u r lol watch her be rele pretty!!
Innocent:
LOL this story is so funny! Cant wait to see the baby all grown up! :D
ladyrose:
I adore this story!!! It keeps me laughing, everytime.
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