Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
babyblueheart:
Quote from: babyblue1387;467367
I LOVE your story! I can't wait for the next update. In fact, I'm going to subscribe to the thread so that I can be here the MOMENT it gets updated! :happy1: (this is me waiting)
Gosh, I am SO STUPID! Instead of going to this thread every day to check for updates, I could've just subscribed! Duh!:oops:
mieley:
i love this its so funny. dying for more!
~*Jax*~:
BiBi: Ol' Grimm left us with just Dad's ashes .... and me in charge.
Time to do some housecleaning
Dee Dee was taking Dad's demise hard ...
But me? I didn't know if I was more upset about Dad dying, or him leaving me saddled with the step-dweebs to care for.
I have plans. Big plans.
Like answering my phone.
Oh Hi Jonathan! Sure, come on over. I just have to clean the house a bit.
Uh oh. Step mom is having issues
*giggles*
(sings to the tune of London Bridge)
Kerie 'Bibble is falling down, falling down, falling down ....
"Kerie 'Bibble is falling down, my fair lady-o"
Whoo Hoo! Pop's inheritance money has come in!
Damned shame I have to share it with everyone ...
unless ...
Hey Kerie? I think there is an email for you?
FROM THE REALTOR!
Buh bye, biotch!
*sob* *sob* *sob* *giggle* *sob* *sob* *sob*
And since Crejer was at work when Dad died ... he just came to my place ... then just walked away .... .. thinking about Dad's death.
First thing I did after the step-goons "left" and gee ... they "left" their inheritance money behind too *giggle* ... I demolished the house and rebuilt one for Jonathan's baby and I. I will think about allowing Jonathan to move in. No baby bump yet. But, it will come....as will my succussion as QUEEN OF THE WORLD!
OK ... maybe there is a small one. For now.
Do you ever get the feeling of being watched?
*plotting to take over the world while in a bubble bath* While visiting Dad, my stomache decided to make itself known.
What the hell is it with orange jammies? Decided to invite the sperm donor ... er ... Jonathan over for dinner. He brought along a "friend".
I will dispatch her quickly.
Now that she's gone, it's time to apply my feminine charm. He's no match.
mwahahaha!!
Poor Jonathan. Starved for affection.
Move in and take care of my sproglings and I will throw you a boner. Or give you one. Your choice.
Yes ... this is all because of you. Worship my reproductive powers!
Hi Daddy! Why so sad?
OK, so the first night after dear ol' Dad passes away, he haunts my bed?!?
Dork.
Labor pains in the bathroom. Time to see what the sprogling will look like!
It's a girl!
Evie Ishkibibble...or Evil. Take your pic.
Awww ... she sort of has Mommy's eyes!
Dad sure loves to scare me...
At least I am getting aspiration points for this mess.
Hey dad? It's a dame! The ladies will take over the world! Men will be made to serve us!
Mwahaha!
As we speed forward through a boring infancy ... we shall throw the baby out with the bathwater ... er toss her ass in the air and see what happens.Blow baby blow! ... and FLING!!
Alright ... let's take a look at you.
Crumpled ears, eye stalks ... so far so hideous...
Whoa ... baby!
I think I am going to be sick.
She's perfect!!!
Meet Generation Two. I'm still finding BiBi's voice...
But now that I have transferred everything over to the new computer ... and installed OFB and FFS ...
LET THE FUGLY BEGIN!
lonelydoowoop:
OH MY GOD
IT'S
SO
UGLY!
Verly:
Chris would be so proud.lol
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