Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Dinki:
Yeah! More please!
~*Jax*~:
I can't believe Abbey is going to be a toddler soon. It seems like just yesterday I married and lost the Goopster.
My young dame is never going to know her other dad. Kinda sucks
Wendy: Why don't you just relax and stargaze for a while. You have been working so very hard lately.
Chris: You're right. Go tend Abbey. I need to relax.
*looks innocent* I don't know why the Social Bunny came to visit Wendy.
What a nice night .... such activity out there. Who knew.
...
Wait.
Do I see a ... nah. Can't be.
What the hell is that???
Is that light directed at ... me???
What the hell?
OH NO!!
no no no no no no ....
must ... hold ... on ...
I really don't like where this is heading.
Can we stop now?
Really. The joke is over. I get it. Don't look through the telescope when the moons are full.
I'm slipping!
Dude, this is not good.
Wendy: Chris? Chris, are you out there?
Hm. Wonder where he went?
and thus time passes ...
and the world echoes with the Creator's laughter.
In the morning light, I was finally released. But the splat against the pavement was not something that was appreciated.
Oooo ... what happened? I can barely remember last night. Did I get drunk? Did I ...
AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Man. My stomache is really acting up. Do I have the flu? Could I be...
nah. Can't be.
I have to go to work.
All day my gut was weirding me out. But as soon as I got home, something happened.
Oh. Shit. I recognize that bump.
How the hell did I get knocked up?
No. Freaking. Way.
I think I want to cry.
No. Dudes don't cry. I'm not a dame. But if I keep this up, I will be.
Damn.
But, I'm not going to worry about it. Abbey's birthday is tonight, and I finally get to see if Goopy's ugly genes were passed on to our daughter.
Good thing she won't remember this. I can't sing to save my life!
Blow out the candles little one! You can't? Then let a dude help you.
Hm. I wonder what would happen if ...
I fling the baby up in the air. Promise I will catch you. Really.
o.O
Is she stuck up there?
Holy cow! She turned into a toddler.
Hell, should have done that before. Could have missed all those midnight feedings!
Alright little one. Let's take a look at you.
Damn. You are adorable.
Goopy gave me an adorable daughter. The ugly will have to wait.
But that's ok. She's my baby anyway. *sob*
Damn hormones.
Put a hat on her and give her a binkie, and no one will know that she's cute as a button.
So, Goopy. You have a beautiful daughter.
And I am knocked up again. But I didn't cheat on you. You're dead and I was kidnapped.
I figured I should teach the mini dame to talk. She will need to understand what a dude says in order to serve them properly.
Wendy and I are getting closer. It's kinda nice to have a retired lady take care of the Ishkibibblet.
I can almost forget I am pregnant again. But ... something is nagging at me.
Even Abbey gets into the music and dancing!
We put the Abbster to bed, I have a cunning plan ...
I ply Wendy with drink and food.
and then pop the question. I need a good dame to care for me while I take care of this ... child ??? ... in me.
She seems thrilled at the whole ring thing.
What is it with dames and rings, anyway?
Ah. A dame after my own heart. Forget the box ... look at the bling!
I guess this is yes?
We should do this before I get any fatter, you know.
So, Wendy and I get married in the kitchen. Well, I guess it's her kitchen now. Connected to the rest of my house.
So, do you?
Yeah. You?
Sure. What the hell. We're not getting any younger.
Well, here's your ownership proof. I mean your ring.
You do realize you are an Ishkibibble now, right?
Yeah. About that. I want to keep my name.
Not a chance. You're mine.
Oh. Ok. Whatever.
Slip me some tongue, wife.
Verly:
Bwahahaha. I love you. lol. I'm getting such a kick out of this story.
~*Jax*~:
Quote from: Verly
Bwahahaha. I love you. lol. I'm getting such a kick out of this story.
LOL
Oh wait for it. I have the story up on my livejournal. They are a couple ahead, and are wanting to murder me LOL
:devill:
Elven_Song:
xD I knew he was going to marry "nanny" at some point. Now she's a permanent nanny! Bwahahaha!!
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