Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
hotrod50s:
i swear this gets funnier as it goes keep it coming this is hilarious
ladyrose:
I love this!!! Its great! Do more sooooon!!!!(like now *coughs*)
~*Jax*~:
No matter how many changes happen to my house and my life, I think Goopy will always be haunting my every move.
Though, I do find myself having a bubble bath more often than not with this new Ishkibibblette on the way.
A bubble bath. I'm turning into a dame. Damn.
Since Wendy moved in with some extra Simoleans, I built myself a pool. Need to keep my hot bod supple and flexible!
Day and night, we use the pool but Wendy seems to like swimming in the storms.
Weird ancient dame.
Old dame seems to enjoy shaking her booty to mini dame when mini dame is potty training.
I will never understand them. I swear. Such an odd race.
Yergh. I seem to be fatter this knock up. Mini dame doesn't mind though.
When ever Wendy uses the shower she makes such a freaking mess. I thought dames were to keep everything clean ...
HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!
Why do I do this to myself?
Creator: Oh look, it's a basket ball! Perfectly round tummy.
LOL
Chris: Shut up. It hurts. I want my mommy.
Can we make it stop now please? I think I pulled something.
Note to self: no more tacos before bed. I think I have to fart.
Little Miss Cutie Pie was alseep in the next room when Chris went into labor. Poor kid woke up to her dad's screeching. Seriously. The timing was perfect. He went into labour and her energy bar was completely green!
Look! It's Goopy's nose! Now that he's dead, he won't be needing it anymore. LOL
Abbey: I WANT MY DADDEEEE!!!!
DADDEEEE!!!
Baby made a boom boom!
So the Creator was laughing so hard throughout Chris' labour and subsequent birthing that she completely neglected to take pics.
But, suffice it to say, BiBi Ishkibibble was born. Chris and Wendy hired a maid so they both could work.
I wasn't paying attention to the Simolean fund ... they had about three hundred in the bank. Oops!
Meet Alvin. Ugly spud. Great for future uglifiying. Chris ran out to meet him and made almost instant friends.
Did I take a photo? No. I'm the world's biggest goober.
*back to story*
Good thing I married the old dame. BiBi is a demanding mini mini dame. Why did I toss another dame?? Damn.
Heh. Damn dame.
With my aspiration points, I bought myself a love tub, and a bunch of dudes and dames came over for a tub party. Well, that and my bubble blower. Mmmm ... bubbles.
But, with the blowing of the bubbles, time marched on. Abbey was ready to become a child.
Abbey is scared of fire, so Wendy held her and blew out the candles herself.
She put Abbey on the floor and stood back. Abbey looked around at all the strangers at her birthday party.
Then my mini dame stood up and wiggled her hips. I had to mention to Wendy that she's too young to attract dudes like that but she ignored me.
She looks like she is straining for a fart! Like father like daughter!
Abbey looks so surprised in this shot!
And my first little dame's transistion starts. The nerves are strung tight.
Will she look like me? Goopy? Her own brand of ugly? Creator forbid ... cute?
And her transistion is complete.
Verly:
MORE MORE MORE. lol
hotrod50s:
arrg what a place to leave a cliff hanger lol i agree more more.you always stop when it gets good lol.
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