Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
omgitsamelia:
this is hilarious
i love the last name ishkabibble
its awesome
Elven_Song:
xD Omy, very interesting update.. though a bit short. As Jim Carrey said, "I'm on my knees in a $900 suit..!"
Please update soon!
shawnee:
This is hilarious! I love this story!
dangermouse:
Brilliant, it had me laughing, just hope the poor kid isn't as ugly as he wants it!
~*Jax*~:
My mini dame has become a little dame. I still don't know if she looks like Goopy or me. Please Creator, please let her keep her nose and be ugly.
Damn. She's a good looking kid. We don't have an heir.
But, I still adore her. She will be trained to serve a dude in the proper fashion. She will make the Daddy Dude proud.
Goopy decided to pay a visit to his daughter. Unfortunately, she didn't really appreciate it.
Her other Daddy Dude loves to scare people.
Little dame doesn't take her Daddy Dude's visit all that well. She had a hard time falling back to sleep.
No sooner than she fell asleep when he came back. All told, he haunted her six times in one night. She was not a happy little dame in the morning.
The Goopster also took to haunting poor Wendy Dame. He didn't appreciate her stepping into my life, even though her main purpose was to serve me.
Wendy Dame had a hard time with the first husband. *shifty eyes*
In the morning, little Dame started making the contacts of other dames that would help her acheive my goals.
It was now time for BiBi to grow into a toddler.
I prayed to the Creator for a fugly child.
Ok itty bitty dame ... time to become a mini dame!
*FLING!*
Praise to the Creator! BiBi was hit by the fugly bat!!
Time to celebrate! We have an heir!
So, I get down to party, while BiBi takes a dancing lesson from the Daddy Dude.
I'm still working on maintaining my manly physique. Damn I'm good looking.
Whoo Hoo! Cannon ball!
XD XD
ahem. pure gratuitous shot on the part of the Creator.
All too soon, it was time for the new mini dame to join her sister in the little dame sorority.
Blow out the candles you hideous little urchin ... er ... I mean my darling spud!
Time for the Transition Tango. My heart is in my throat. Will she stay ugly? Or will she follow her sister's footsteps and be cute?
The suspense is killing me! But I am not going to make you all wait. LOL
Eeeewwww! She's perfect! Though the hair is too cool. Gonna have to change it to dreads, I think.
But, before I do, it's time for me to become a swinging handsome old fart.
and away we go!
Ow! I think I pulled something ... this aging thing really sucks!
Oh hey! Not too shabby!
Come here, wife. Let's see if it still works.
Yup ... still works.
How you doin'?
Rawr...
Go away, dame. I need pork chops.
Episode Six is SO large, I had to divide it into several parts. This, obviously, is part one.
Enjoy!
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