Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
franciele:
I knew she was going to be cute hehe Now the second daugher... he must be very proud!!! Inyri I really want to do their familly portrait lol
~*Jax*~:
Wendy: I don't feel so good.
Abbey: Auntie Wendy? Are you OK?
Wendy: Yes, little one ... I'm ok. I'm just really tired.
Abbey: Oh no!! Auntie Wendy? Are you going to see Daddy Goopy?
Wendy: Yes, punkin. I'm going to see your Daddy Goopy.
Death: It's time. You've lived a good life, you've dealt with the Ishkibibble. You deserve rest.
Abbey: AUNTIE!! *cries*
Chris: Abbey, what's wrong? Hey ... hula dames!
Wait a minute....
Chris: Dude, you need to eat more. What's with the pokey thing?
Death: He's a real charmer, isn't he?
Wendy: He's a little misunderstood.
Death: I'm pushing for you to be cannonized.
Chris: NO!!! *sob*
Wendy: But I'm not packed!
BiBi: Wendylady! Please stay! *sob*
Wendy: I guess it's time. So ... um ... where are we going?
Death: That's for me to know and you to find out.
Wendy: But Chris can't survive without a dame to take care of him.
Death: Don't start. He's old. I'll be here for him soon.
Death: It's your time, Wendy. Just take the tiki drink and we can get out of here. Your first husband is waiting for you.
Wendy: You know, that's real tacky talking about my dead husband while my current one is sobbing right here with the kids.
Death: Honey, I hate to tell you this. You're dead. Gone. Kaput. Finito. Now hurry up, I have a nine o'clock over in Pleasantview.
Wendy: Damn. Alright. Just, can I say goodbye?
Death: They won't hear you. They can't see you anymore. Just let them go. Or you will be a nasty ghost.
Wendy: I can be a ghost?
Chris: Oh god why? Why do I lose all my wives?
Wendy: Aw... Chris.... I'm sorry.
Death: Can we get a move on please?
Wendy: Ok. *sigh* Let's go. My feet and back are tired. Girls, I will watch over you. Don't fall into your Dad's dame trap, OK?
Death: They can't hear you.
Wendy: Bite me.
Death: Ok God. Seven forty five coming in.
Wendy: *whispers* not if I can help it.
Death: Pardon?
Wendy: Oh nothing.
Chris: Oh god ... the crazy is coming ....
Chris: *a little crazy* Ding dong the dame is dead...
*wibble*
Abbey: The only mother I have ever known. I can't do this.
BiBi: The broad is gone ... now I can take over. *blink* Where did that come from?
Chris: It's ok Abbey. I'm here. You can still take care of me.
Chris: It's ok BiBi. Abbey will show you how to take care of me.
Cha-Ching!
Insurance money came in. Chris received $20,000 and Abbey recevied $1,000. BiBi didn't get anything.
BiBi: Why didn't the Wendylady leave me any money?
Chris: It's a dame's way. Give to the man, and hush money to the oldest. Learn it, live it.
With the insurance money, the Ishkibibble family invested in a mausoleum to house the family. The side on the right is for the heirs, with Chris' place at the head. The side on the left is for the spouses.
Goopy and Wendy's places of honour.
Chris: Good night Abbey. Sleep well. I'm sorry you are still too young of a dame to take care of your Daddy Dude properly.
Hey baby. How you doin'?
hotrod50s:
i really like how you designed that masoleum(sp) not quite as funny as the rest but i loved the conversation with death lol leave it to you to come up with something clever though i enjoyed the update.
it is my guess that the alien dame is the heir
Verly:
yay, another update. lol. :)
oddball011:
haha when I read it forgot the y at the end of Goopy and thought the little girl said "Are you going to see Daddy Goop?" lol
Great update
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