Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Elven_Song:
^^ Yay! I really do hate those old dames.. I much prefer the young type -winkwink- xD Next part! Next part!
-is crazy high on sugar- @.@
~*Jax*~:
Oooo ... mini dame is getting a little porky. Time to get her on a diet!
But, not until mini dame becomes a teen dame. Looks like she will be doing this on her own....
Oh dear gods. She's in a school uniform? How boring!
Wow ... even though she grew up well, no one was really paying attention. I think the little green dame is heading to the fridge.
So, teen dame decided to go to Ishkibibblaplaza to get new clothes and something to eat.
Cookies to those who recognize where she is, what table she is at, and who is her waiter .... this does not bode well.
I knew this didn't bode well.
Freak.
And again, he's making cheap platitudes to make it up to her.
Dayum.
Teen dame did manage to get some food into her system. You know, it's a shame she's cute. She would have made an excellent heir. The dame has 'tude.
When she was done her shopping, her loving Daddy Dude giving her his credit card, she met up with ugly Alvin. Who couldn't care less about skiing, apparently.
Meanwhile, I had taken my co-worker Kerie out for dinner. I'm tired, I'm lonely, I'm horny.
She's nice looking, but I have my heir, so I just need a bed warmer. I wonder ...
Hey, dame? I have a question...
The name is Kerie, asswipe, but go on.
Yeah yeah ... whatever
Marry me?
Sure. What the hell. You're rich.
Come back to my place, oh new fiance of mine!
We shall be wed in the morning. Don't worry about the ghosts of my late wives.
I am loyal only to you until you die.
You know ... dudes don't like pink. Why are most of my wives into putting me into fugly clothes. All but Goopy.
Ahh ... Goopy.
Here wife. Eat.
But Chris! I'm a di ... mhumph ...
It's diabetic safe, wife. Do you think I want to lose another one on my wedding night? I have plans.
Oh how sweet!
Really? They said it wouldn't be.
o.O
It was just a saying, Chris.
Oh. HAHAHAHAHA!
Um. yeah.
Now that most of the guests have left, it's time for the family toast.
But first...let the kissing of the dude commence!
Kerie: To life, love and family!
Chris: To having a dame wait on me hand and foot!
Abbey: To my first kiss!
BiBi: To take over the world! huh? Again...where did that come from???
Now that Kerie seems to have disappeared ( o.O ) the family toasts its good fortune.
BiBi: Hey Abbey? Why did Daddy Dude get married again?
Abbey: Because he needs a dame to care for him.
Chris: Because I need you both to be trained properly.
Abbey: Don't worry about Dad, BiBi. I won't let him corrupt you.
BiBi: Thanks Abbey!
Apparently Wendy has issues with Chris getting married
THE DAY AFTER SHE DIED!!!
No matter how much she scared him ... the bugger wouldn't keel over from shock.
I think he's going to grow to be an ornery old geezer.
So Wendy decided to go off and bother other people.
Like Abbey ... a few minutes after Chris went to bed.
Notice how she is laughing? Evil ghost I tell you.
Then she turned her attentions to poor BiBi. Mind you, BiBi really enjoyed it LOL!
The next evening, BiBi went out and put the moves on Alvin. Even though she is still a child.
BiBi: Hey good looking. I'll be a teen in a few days...
Alvin: ew.
Aahh... a blissful home.
for now ...
XD
Damn ... Wendy is mad!!!
The group likes to invite over friends from school for tub and Mysh ... bingo parties.
The only one who didn't win anything during this game was Chris. Think the fates are trying to tell him something?
Yes, Kerie is still around. It's just that she and Chris were on opposite work schedules. Sucks to be them!
Thus ends Episode Six!
hotrod50s:
lol good update wendy is really giving daddy dude a bad time lol really fine job made me laugh as much as your story normaly does rofl
Verly:
yay! another update. :D
Elven_Song:
^^ lol! I love the part with the cake.. it's always my fave part of the weddings. And the added humor didn't hurt. Go Ishkibibble!! Woo!
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