Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
Dese:
Hah, me + legacies = never finished also.
I just loved the part where he found his Mom's personal online.. that had me laughing!!
hotrod50s:
this is a first lol wanting to flood the town with ugly instead of the other way around.this is a very funny story hope you follow it thru,i too have trouble with the legacy type things i always getdistracted or forget which house i put them in lol.
~*Jax*~:
Sick and tired of waiting at home, I took off to the local mall - Ishkibibblaplaza. Had a nice restaurant there called IshkibibblaPizza. The host was stunning ... look at that flat face! I wonder if he's related to Brandi.
The dude who was my waiter was kinda cool. He agreed with me, this town is full of fugly people. Exactly what I am looking for.
He, however, is a complete wad. Spilled my dinner all over me...not to mention they tried to make me pay for his mistake. Hell no, Dude.
Tried to apologize. Yeah, yeah. Dude ... whatever.
Managed to convince dude to get me free food.
Free chicken tastes better than anything else.
Dude was on top of service for the rest of my visit. Wad still didn't get a tip.
Decided to go on the prowl for a dame or dude to start to date. This alone shit isn't working for me.
Met up with Ivy and Christy. Both are kinda pretty. Definately dames I would want as friends ... not future Moms to the Ishkibibble Legacy.
Bought groceries at the supermarket ... flirted with the teen dame.
Nice rack. Nice butt. Too cute.
Time to cruise the boulevard...and buy me new threads ....
Damn ... I look good. I think I'm going to get a hair cut. Not to worry ... my gorgeous locks will still thrill the dudes and dames of Ishkibibblapalooza.
Yup. Damn good looking. My ass is sweet in this get up.
Figured to support the local businesses, and call up the local matchmaker. Need to learn about the dudes and dames here, time is running out! I've only got 20 days until I am an elder!
Here's Wendy! Take a look at those lips!
Man oh man. Gotta get those genes in my pool.
Swept her off her feet with my charm and wit.
Dames have no defence when Chrishikibbible ... er ... Chris Ishkibibble is one the prowl!
Mmmm ... smells like cinnamon.
I know the dames think of me all the time. As they should.
However, she is the same age as my mother ... and that just reminded me of the internet computer ad ...
Pardon me...gotta spew!
She's still there ... isn't she?
Ew.
Called the old dame back a couple of days later ... after a great promotion to Junior Officer in the Military.
Asked her for dating advice, and who I should meet up with that's as ugly as I desire.
Introduced me to Kennedy Cox.
Dated this dude for a while. The nose is perfect. Though he doesn't know what to do with it when we kiss.
The eyepatch will be removed tomorrow.
Met up with Marlene Hamilton. Plain Jane with a great profile.
Though she's not so ... um ... intelligent.
Dames will be dames.
I think something shiney caught her attention.
Still, kept her around. She laughs at all my jokes, and doesn't mind the fact that for some asinine reason, I still haven't purchased any lamps.
o.O
Hey Marlene, how many dames does it take to ...
oh never mind, you won't get it.
She is good for a game of kicky ball though.
Brought Kerie home from work on day.
Way too pretty for my tastes. Too independent.
Dames need a good man to take care of them. Kerie just hasn't figured that out yet.
Invited the waiter over to my place to maybe get to know him.
He's fugly. Good genes to pass on to my Ishkibibblets.
However, when he didn't know what a video game was, I knew it wouldn't work.
I mean come on ... if you don't have the finger dexerity for video games, you don't have the dexerity to play in other rooms of the house either.
Rawr... ~.^
Wonder if there is anyone out there that will come close to being fugly and smart. My jeans are lonely.
Genes too.
Then I met Goopy.
Ugly, smart, a cop, and smexy.
Hubba.
Dude has it all.
And he responds will to the Ishkibibble charm.
Dude wins...hands down.
Yeah ... down there ... lower ... lower ... WOOT!
Warm hands, warm body ....
He knows where to put that beak of his ... no poking.
In the eye anyway.
WHOO HOOO!
So we decided to get married.
Here's the wedding video.
Dude looks good as my dame.
However, after the wedding night. The Goopster and I, thinking I was knocked up, decided to go stargazing.
My dude was crushed by space garbage.
On our wedding night, I had to plead for his life.
Death didn't listen.
I became a husband and a widower on the same day.
... and Death laughed.
Rest in Peace, Goopy Ishkibibble.
I love you.
Verly:
I should have known it was going to be Goopy. he died in a freak accident? Too funny.
Elven_Song:
Awww.. poor goopy! Maybe you should marry him off to one of the fugly NPC's... most of them hit all the branches falling out of the ugly tree. xD
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