Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!
starlucid:
Inri love this gives me a reason to smile while I try to fix my own game which is on life support! ready for reinstall at any moment.
~*Jax*~:
Wow ... thanks starlucid! *blush*
You guys sure make me glad I posted this here.
:grouphug:
The Mule:
What a great use for the "subscribe" tool....
~*Jax*~:
Ah, the family gathers around to talk about me. This is the life.
Explaining to the wife-dame that she makes the best pork chops in Ishkibibbapalooza. Her station is secure.
However, if she burns them ... that's it.
But for now, I sing praises for her pork chop making skills.
"Yummy yummy yummy I got pork chops in my tummy ..."
" and they make me feel so good!"
"because you are a dame, you make them so good ..."
" and I think I will keep you around!"
Feeling empowered, the wife-dame helps out the Boy in his quest for top score.
Finally, the Daddy-Dude has to show Little Dude how it's done. Ah ... a chip off the old block!
*is proud*
And here is my beloved green Heir-Dame making friends with the ugliest sim in the neighborhood!
*wibble*
He's hideous.
I'm so very proud!
Now that I am on vacation, I can spend time with my fishy dudes.
And have midnight pork chops.
or make pancakes because I want to.
The wife dame says to watch the cholesterol, so while she's sleeping, I pile on the butter. What she don't know ... can fill a football stadium.
Dames. Sheesh.
However, I think she is having a wandering eye....
She mentioned trying to fix the DeeDee Dame up with a couple of people she knows...
But we all know it's the headmaster that got her panties in a knot.
Now that the kids are in private school, she has to work to keep them there.
But, because she is a good dame, I let her clean my fish dude's tank.
and I still let her cook for me and my Little Dude.
Though, the green Heir-Dame gets them ready for private school.
Do all y'all remember the dude, Benjamin Long?
He came by for a visit showing off his youthfulness technique.
He says it comes in the mail, but I don't know.
The green Heir-Dame doesn't trust him as far as she can kicky bag him.
So we play kicky bag and ignore the wimpy dude.
We do well, but Wimpy-Dude seems to think we suck.
Well ... we didn't get beat up by a dame!
The wife-dame made chilli for dinner, and Wimpy-Dude decided to stay. After all, Little Dude and his sister, the Dee Dee Dame are turning into teens today.
As the Dames clean up, Little Dude tells the Daddy Dude about his plans for world pinball domination.
It's good he has goals.
and now it's time for my Little Dude to turn into Teen Dude.
I'm so proud!
As you can see, Wimpy-Dude is glaring at the green Heir-Dame for being ... well ... green.
Little Dude: I wish for world pinball domination!
Teen Dude: Oh hey! Look at my muscles!
Teen Dude: Hey baby. How you doin'?
Dee Dee Dame: My turn!
Teen Dude: Let me pose.
Family: Woot!
BiBi: Did Creejer just fart?
Dee Dee Dame: I wish for ...
Chris: A man to take care of!
Dee Dee Dame: A ticket out of here!
Wow ... the dame blew the candles out all by herself!
She'll be a good wife!
Damn these kids get good height!
Dee Dee Dame: Hey, not too shabby!
Kerie: Oh my god .. she's normal! I'm so happy!
Chris: Oh my god .. she's still a dame. Damn.
Ain't I cute?
I take the wife-dame for a slow dance to celebrate the fact that all the kids are now teens or out of the house altogether.
And the Dee Dee Dame lights the house on fire.
and of course, the family panics.
Haven't you people heard of fire extinguishers?
The fire department comes and saves the family.
And BiBi hits on the fireman.
Hey not too bad, green Heir-Dame! He's ugly!
Go Dame Go!
I just noticed ... Dee Dee Dame can't dance. o.O
BiBi: Don't mind my sister. She doesn't need rescuing like I do. Stud.
Fireman: o.O
Fireman: Ok. Yeah. Whatever. Don't set any more fires. Bye.
BiBi: What? No mouth to mouth?
Fireman: I'm outta here.
Family Jam Session.
Creejer is literally hiding. His family is warped.
Verly:
Bwahahaha. I'm feeling like total crap today, I needed a good laugh. :)
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