Sim conversations.

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KatieMae:
Heres a somewhat dirty one my two female sims had hanging out:

Sim1: Do you like making out?
Sim2: I love making out! I've made out with the whole world!
Sim1: Aren't you afraid of getting caught cheating?
Sim2: Yes I am.. But I'll still make out with any new person I meet.
Sim1: I need to meet some new people. It wasn't any fun making out with your husband.
Sim2: No I don't really like him either. Did you woohoo?
Sim1: Yes we did and he wore a funny hat.
Sim2: Did he pay you?
Sim1: No he didn't but he helped me get a promotion! :smt113

DecoraChroi:
Hehe, very funny!

Mandie:
A sim family is sitting down for dinner.  The mother leans over to her only son and says, "I have many children."  
Son: None of them are as nice as me.
Mom: I deserve a reward for being such a good mom.
Son: No you are definately not goo enough for a reward.  You bug me.
Daughter 1: Did you know, I saw a ladybug in the garden.
Son: Well I saw a roach in the kitchen.
Mom: (aghast) You did not!  I clean the counters.
Daughter 2: I love cleaning.  I cleaned the tub.
Son: No it is still dirty.
Dad: Her ability to clean is definately going up.
Daughter 2: Yeah and I have the graph to prove it.

vanessa:
Hahahahaha...!!!

The Mule:
Yeah...what's with the graph????

And customer complaints!!

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