Sim conversations.
mchaos:
Thank you for posting these Vanessa. I literally laughed until tears were streaming down my face.
Best medicine in the world - laughing til' you cry.
-M
:))
vanessa:
Happy you like it,mchaos.
Here is another one.
Ricky Cormier got adopted by the Duponts,a couple in a neighbourhood from the 50's,when the morals were high(!??)
He watches TV with his adoptive father.
-I kissed a girl in the school bus today.
-That's very bad,it's against the rule number 3!!!You should concentrate on school if you want to go to college!
-But she had a lot of makeup on!
-It doesn't matter,I had a lot of makeup on myself when I went to school but nobody kissed me!
-Did you have high heels?
-Of course I had high heels!And a very elegant hat!And baloons!
-I like to kiss girls.When I do that,I feel like an astronaut.
-Once again,stop doing that!Think about your future.You could end up in prison.Is that what you want?
-Yes,I want to have handcuffs and watch the TV all day longand have an own thermometer.
-I have an own thermometer myself,but nobody kisses me ever!
-Your wife must have kissed you.
-Never!She kisses everybody else but me.Let's gossip about her.
-I can't,I only care about myself as I'm very handsome.May I kiss your wife?
-Be my guest,but then you have to buy me some baloons.
-No,thank you!
Smoogi:
After sim 1 peed on the floor accidentally and sim 2 laughed maniacally
S2- (giggles)
S1- (walks over to S2 and talks) I do not like Sally Graves, she has 3 cats
S2- Yes, I see. Her cats are nothing like her ladybugs though
S1- I do not like her ladybugs.
S2- I have a graph about her ladybugs, back at my house
S1- I do not like your graph
S2- You have peed on my floor. I do not like you.
S1- I think you are very pretty.
S2- You smell bad
A few minutes later, Sim 1 asks Sim 2 to dance, whereupon he performes the hip wiggle and makes the funny face. He is turned down by Sim 2, who then goes off to Sally Graves and starts a conversation.
S2- I love your lady bugs
Sally- I hope you catch fire (becomes enraged and walks off)
Matt's Workshop:
:laugh: This thread is hilarious! Ta for making me laugh! :D I must pay more attention to their thought bubbles!
vanessa:
Very funny Smoogi,I'm so glad you posted your conversation,hope you guys out there will contribute too!
I'm playing a neighbourhood from the 50's because the hats and the outfits are so incredible funny!
A new family mooved in .a couple with a teen son.The father's jaket is red with white strips and his hat is a borsalino.I laughted for minuts!
The guy got 3 cooking points so he could make the chilli.The neighbours come to visit,a couple and the fortune teller living with them to take care of the kidds.They are all eating nicely,no barking no farting,and the hostess says:
-I'm going to have a very successfull woohoo tonight!
-I'm going to have a very successfull woohoo too,and I'm going to have it with YOU!says the husband,and the teen son agrees.
-I had some woohoo in my life,but it was not that successfull,says the lady guest.
-I had a lot of woohoo in my life too,but it was totaly boring,says her husband,Total fiasco!
And the teen son agrees.
-I'm well known as a very successfull woohoo-er so I can't wait,says the hostess.
-Let's get successfull!says her husband.
-Yes,let's!says the teen son.
So they all dance the Salsa.
The host gets very tired and goes to bed.
The hostess sleeps on the couch.
The teen son sleeps on the floor.
The guests are falling to sleep on the yard.
So much for the successfull woohoo!
(I considered the purple heart surrounded by light as meaning"succesfull woohoo)
Come on,guys,post some funny conversations!!
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