Rosemary's Babies! New one up now!
starlucid:
Mini story
Mateo and Suki
Luis: Rose...it's been so long....babe the time is perfect Carmen is putting the twins to bed the house is quiet Come on....
Rosemary: Luis....I don't know they could wake up..
Luis: No..we will be very quiet honey...
Luis: Rose relax it's going to be quick...
Rose: Luis then why bother?
Luis: Ok then not too quick then..
Carmen: Oh Mateo you are a dirty little baby....how ju get so dirty Mihijo?
Mateo: Carmen because you don't clean my floor enough! I am tired of all these baths.....Mimma you are just going to do again later even if I'm not dirty...
Carmen: Ok to bed both of ju I am so tired I can not stand anymore bebe!
Mateo: Suki! Lets get out and play I am not tired..
Suki: Ok but do not make trouble Mateo you are the bad one always making trouble at night.....
Mateo: No I am not it is you who always makes big trouble...
Suki: Well Mimma said when she was looking for you yesterday when we played hide and go seek where is that little devil?....she was talking about you Mateo cause your soo bad and devil like...
Mateo: I am bored....all our toys are stupid...
Mateo: What do you want to do Suki?
Suki: I don't know Mateo I am not having ideas sometimes...you need to use your own mind I am not a idea thing for you!
Mateo: Suki.....Why does Mimma not have a husband?
Suki: I don't know Mateo I heard her tell Mommy woman that she saw a man that was a fox....
Suki: I think she wanted him for a husband...
Mateo: Mimma wants a foxman?
Suki: Well yes Mateo! A fox is a very cute animal and I am a girl and I like foxes..
Mateo: Really?
Suki: Yes....Foxes have big tails and are sneaky....I think that is why Mimma wants a fox man...let me make her one
Mateo: Do you think Mimma will marry this thing?
Suki: Maybe he is a foxman....
Hey! Mr. Foxman where are you going?
Aww...he left he was so rude! Mimma does not need a rude foxman!
Mateo: She does not need any man she has me I am a man!
Suki: I think she wants a man with a big tail Mateo yours is so little.....
Mateo: NO! It's not! It's going to grow you'll see that foxman you made has his tail on the wrongside anyway Suki you always mess everything up!
Mateo: Oh Suki I forgot about my new robot! I will play with him you play with that stupid llamma thing Mommy woman bought you.
Suki: It is not stupid it's pretty...it doesn't do anything it just stands there...and it's small...
Suki: Oh you are so small Mr.llama just like Mateo's tail......I will make you real and big....not small like Mateo's stupid robot....
Mateo: He is small I know I will make them big and since your llama is a real animal I will make him real..
Suki: Ok....maybe he will be like a pet Mateo! Oh what a good idea!
Luis: Shhhh!! Rose...quiet...don't wake those babies please.....
Mateo: My robot is good look at him he is happy too!
Suki: I don't know Mateo my llama smells bad.....
Mateo: Just play with it Suki I going to play with my robot.
Carmen screaming!: Aye Dios Mio!
Luis: What the hell?
Rosemary: Oh my God!
Carmen: Aye Dios mio what is dis?
Luis: Ok Mr.llama we will figure out what to do with you tommorow but for now I would like to have a quiet night so feel free to roam the neighborhood and get lost...
Later that night....to be continued...
SimulatedDork:
LOL!!! Wtf, a giant llama? Thoses babies are insane! [And funny =D]
Sleepycat:
:laugh:
"so feel free to roam the neighborhood and get lost" :laugh:
starlucid:
LOL...as I was saying later that night well the babies just couldn't sleep hmm maybe naptime was too long...so...they got out of their cribs as soon as everyone went back to bed thinking they were asleep...as usual..
Mateo: Suki let's play quietly...ok?
Suki: Ok Mateo I am kind of happy they took Mr. llama away he smelled bad..
Mateo: Yeah and he pooped on our carpet Mimma was getting sick cleaning that Suki...Why didn't you put a diaper on your stinky llama?
Suki: Mateo I did not know he was going to poop he never did before when he was little!
Mateo:Shhhh Suki...did you hear that?
Suki: Whispering...What Mateo?
Mateo: Listen with your mind...
Suki: I hear it Mateo someone is coming...
Amin: to himself....Damn yuppies look they even have a pet llama.....we were so poor we couldn't even have a cat......Well hopefully they have some goodies to pay this months rent on the trailer....
Amin: to himself again....electronics....too big to carry damn....lets have a look upstairs for some jewelery...
Mateo: Suki he is coming up the stairs.....I don't like it come on lets go see him I think I will read his mind to see what he is doing here I don't think he is a friend Suki...
Suki: I will read his mind too Mateo...
Amin: Whoa! rugrats......what are you doing out of bed?
Mateo: Suki he is a bad man his mind is all about stealing he wants to steal Mommy womans things...
Suki: What should we do Mateo? His mind is about stealing maybe we should do something to his bad mind...
Mateo that is a good idea Suki I will help you mix up his mind..so he will not want to steal anymore...
Amin: Ok little brats where is mommies jewelery? bah! just be quiet and I won't stick ya'll in the oven...
Mateo: Concentrate Suki Now!
Amin began to scream at the top of his lungs....Rose bolted out bed and found the twins first...LUIS! THERES AN INTRUDER AND....he is screaming?..
Rosemary: Oh my God Carmen that man he some kind of nut hurry lets get the babies out of here!
Luis: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?
Amin: I need a kitty Mommy can I have a kitty?
Luis: What? Are you on crack?
Luis: Some crackhead in my house? I give you crack I'll crack your damn head!
Rosemary: Oh Luis! Please he just a junky maybe he got confused...
Luis: He just keeps muttering nonsense Rose call 911 I don't want to put this crackhead in my car let a uniform pick him up Aww man he peed on himself! Ugh!
Amin continued to howl until the uniform officers took him in.....a psych check on this one was definately in order....he was a total mess...
Rose: Oh Luis just think this nut what he could have done to my sweet babies!
starlucid:
The babies grew in the middle of this it was crazy anyway I will do a kiddy story soon so you can see them they are still cute.
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