Seeking Deeply The End
One:
Quote from: Elven_Song;590835
lol. One, was your title exaggerated just a little? =P
Just joking, you're wonderful One, I just pray you never go into story writing! :D
I'M SWEET!
Hehe, now that you say it? I might join the ranks and usurp Flid as the most evil storyteller of them all.
kathwynn:
Quote from: flid;590086
I have just written the ending and my god I must have caught a niceness illness
Noooo Flid, Say it ain't true?!! Not you. My Gods do you realize that you have imperiled western society? Well ok maybe you have imperiled a little bit... Alright you may have imperiled only if if a goat ate Mrs. Crumplebottoms flowers as she was having sex....
Now for something completely different.....
High Court Judge #1: Ooh I've 'ad such a morning in the High court. I could stamp me little feet the way those QCs carry on.
High Court Judge #2: Don't I know it love.
High Court Judge #1: Objection 'ere, objection there. And that nice policeman giving his evidence so well, lovely speaking voice. Anyway, in the end I just banged me little gavel.
High Court Judge #2: You what love?
High Court Judge #1: I banged me gavel. Did the 'ole silence in court bit. Ooh if looks could kill that prosecuting counsel would be in for 30 years. How did your summing up go?
High Court Judge #2: I was quite pleased actually. I tried me butch voice. You know 'what the jury must understand' and I could see that foreman eying me.
High Court Judge #1: Really?
High Court Judge #2: Yes, cheeky devil!
High Court Judge #1: Was 'e the tall one with the very big...
High Court Judge #2: Anyway, I must finish. So I said 'the maximum punishment is barely suitable for their ghastly crimes' and I waggled my wig, just a little bit but it was a great effect.
High Court Judge #1: Ooh I bet it was, like that time I wore the stripy robe in the magistrate's court.
:worship: All must worship the mighty Flid.. or suffer the consequences.. or something like that.. Not really sure.. Are there consequences? And if so what does one look like? Has any one seen a consequence. I mean really How does any know what one looks like?
One:
Best post ever.
kathwynn:
I realize that my previous post was the result from working the swing shift, Flid actually claiming to have a nice ending for a story thus imperiling civilization as we know it and to much mountain dew.
I wish further to apologize to all the consequences that may have been insulted and really think that all consequences are really neat.
Ali:
:laugh:
Kathwynn, dude, I want some of what you've had :D
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