Ridiculous Townie mini-stories New one!
starlucid:
I love some of the Maxis characters just because they are psycho. Nervous just invited himself on this lot while I was playing and I had to take some pics and make a stupid mini-story.
Enjoy, oh and if you have any silly townie stories please share them on this thread I love them!
In Strangehood live three scientist bachelors who are quite lonely despite rumors of their orientation they do date ocassionally and have met three lovely ladies who they work with in Area 46 at the secret military base.
Tonight was in Sim Universe a magic night for one of those bachelors Vizcund Curious.
Now Vizcund has had therapy and is no longer lashing out and attacking newcomers in their own homes. This in itself was not easy to overcome but after seeing his first real woohoo experience it's almost understandable why he feels compelled to acts of violence toward other sims.
Vizcund Curious has finally been able to surmount his years of bad luck with women and has managed to interest Maura Lakes an attractive intern at the base. This was their fourth date and Maura had finally invited him over for drinks.
Tonight was the night he was going to make his move and things were steaming up in the hot tub as you can see...
Maura was sighing softly and responding to Vizcunds caresses Vizcund could hardly believe it!
"Oh...Vizcund let's woohoo right now! Here under the stars" she whispered in his ear.
"OK" Vizcund responded quickly before she changed her mind.
They passionately jumped about in the hot tub in a whirlwind of steamy lovemaking unaware that something stupid and evil had joined them....
Vizcund was not about to interupt the magic with Maura who was so into him she didn't seem to mind the town nutjob had crawled into the hot tub and joined them.
Vizcund and Maura went under the water to enjoy each other completely as Nervous clumbsily stepped over and around them.
"Hey! I'm your neighbor from next door, dang this is a nice hot tub! hope ya don't mind I have a lot of muscle spasms" My name is Nervous! Can ya hear me down there?"
Nervous made himself cozy and watched as Vizcund removed Maura's suit and explored her body...
"Ya know I live with this couple they pay me to hook me up to electrodes it hurts like hell but the money's pretty good" Yeah he puts these wires all over my body and his girlfriend watches while he zaps me with electricity" Nervous sniffed "sometimes she zaps me too"
"Dang how can ya'll breath down there?"
"Hold on man...I'll help you with the hook on that, since your hands are kind of occupied and all"
"Oh ok suit yourself I'm just trying to help"
They were finally done it took all of ....three minutes which for most male sims is about average, Maura was breathlessly hugging Vizcund and enjoying the afterglow of their first woohoo, when she finally noticed Nervous sitting there at the other end of the hot tub.
Vizcund slowly got out of the tub and since conditions of his parole required him not to assault anyone again went to the garden gnome to kick and mutilate it.
As he was stepping out of the tub he heard Nervous ask Maura "Do you have any chili laying around the house? I normally wouldn't be so bold but I had electroshock testing today and that make me so hungry."
"I'm sorry...but who the hell are you?" She said in shock.
"I'm Nervous I introduced myself earlier but you were busy underwater..hey don't worry about the chili I see you have a grill I'll just make some hot dogs instead then. Want some?"
Elven_Song:
xD Oh my word! That's the most hilarious sims moment I've ever seen! -gasps for breath-
"Dang how can ya'll breath down there?"
xD I wonder that very same thing, Nervous.
starlucid:
LOL! I had insomnia last night and was playing strangehood a bit and almost died laughing I have never had a sim just jump into the hot tub while others were in the middle of woohoo.
I gonna play some townies and see if I can capture anymore weird stuff like this.
Frog_Man:
*cry* that was SO sad...... *cry* Why couldn't she just give him some chili? waaah
Sam the T-man:
:rofl: I've never come across that before. Those pictures are funny :D
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