Mitzi Short story 2 up now!
Fercho:
such a sweet story... I love it, I´m pretty sure your little girl enjoyed it ;)
congratulations Vicky
vickylougrl:
Mitzi Short 2
The Human Emily Situation
Oh! It is you again? You cannot live now without knowing my business huh? Well it so happens I am in the mood to gossip and spill my gut today so go ahead and have a sit for awhile.
My day today was interesting many, many things have happened since you came last but, because I am now thinking about mating all the time I don't want to get into those other stories just yet.
This story started this morning while I was patroling the fountain. I allowed my human Emily to watch she usually sits quietly and watches me in the morning sun. It is good for her to watch maybe some day she will be able to stalk to some degree. I can only hope.
There was a fat Robin right in the middle of the fountain. How I hated him! He was grinding his filthy feathers and rear into my beautifull water bowl! He happily chirped unaware of my presence........I shifted my weight to my strong front paws steady...steady.....and then.........out of nowhere....human tacky music blared! I had already pounced but it was too late the Robin flew away as soon as that human music blared.
I stood in the fountain wet and without bird......you can only imagine how frustrated I was. A whole morning of patient stalking wasted.
The hideous tacky human music had come from the HELLO?? that lives in human Emily's ear. She was now speaking softly and lovingly to it. It was really the last straw. I had to accept into my home a deformed disrespectfull old crow, a hyperactive smelly mouse and two human females but this Hello?? thing was nothing but a human toy. Now this stupid human toy was interrupting my very important work patrolling the water fountain.
I tried to get Emily's attention to give her a good talking to regarding the Hello?? toy and not allowing it in the front yard during patrol. She was too busy cooing and gushing into it. I left in disgust. Everywhere I go humans have these toys living in their ears. I have had it! They seem to go deaf when they are playing with them because they all yell loud enough for everyone to hear.
Later this afternoon I was outside hunting and human Emily walked out to greet a human Tom. I went closer to investigate. Could this human Tom be good enough to sire her some human kittens?
Human Emily seemed to like him. He smelled like a Tom...he stood very close to human Emily and held her gently. I stayed close by so I could monitor things. If this human Tom was the right one to give her some human kittens I would have to show them what to do and protect human Emily from any other Human Toms who might want to mount her and impregnate her with inferior human kittens.
Tom cats will use this trick every time. They know they have no chance of mating with a girl so they lurk close by when she is with her true love Tom and while she is helplessly compromised in a passionate embrace they will mount her!
I was NOT going to let this happen to my human Emily I would patrol their mating ritual until it was over and Emily was full of human kittens from the Tom of her choice!
I was also a little curious I most admit. I had never seen the human mating ritual. Crackers had told me it was quite bizzare. He said he had seen it many, many times in the pet shop where he lived before here. Aparently after customers leave the manager and the clerk would celebrate with the mating ritual.
I was very surprised. Human Emily should go work there. She could make the money thing and get impregnated with human kittens after closing hour.
I noticed Emily was wearing a new ring on her finger. It was sparkly! I was so distracted I almost forgot I was suppose to patrol for unwanted human Toms!
Emily seemed to be trying to mount her new Tom. That was a good idea! Some Toms like a female that is alpha! This Tom seemed to like it. I found out from listening to Emily's chatting that The human Tom's name was Peter. I liked that. Human Peter would make some fantastic human kittens for Emily.
Things were heating up. Human Peter had assumed the mounting position behind human Emily. It wouldn't be long now....I stepped up my patrol of wandering human Tom's trying to muscle in at the crucial moment.
Ok.....forty five minutes later human Peter and Emily were still nuzzling and kissing. This was taking too long. I was worried that maybe human Peter might be neutered and all this a galactic waste of time.
Trust me. There is nothing more disappointing than a neutered Tom.
Just when I was convinced that human Peter was surely not going to ever mount human Emily they moved into the car.
Finally! I continued my carefull patrol and human Peter mounted Emily at least three times! I'm not sure if he had difficulties because it took so long...Cracker's assures me humans are slow maters so I am not too worried.
After the last coupling I ran up to human Rose to give her the good news! She smiled and hugged me but I'm not sure she knew what I was saying in my Meows. I am very excited and hope for at least eight human kittens!
Of course, Human Emily is going to need my help she only has two nipples! I will try my best to nurse the other six but for that I need to have some of my own kittens and get my milk flowing.
Human Emily is glowing! I just know she is full of human kittens! I am happy!
vickylougrl:
LOL! This story was a little bit pg13 for my little girl but ok for here! lol!
KateTheSuperKat:
Hehe, I liked that. Especially the HELLO?? toy. ^^
Medagic:
He he...I'm not sure Emily's up to eight human kittens. :P
Medagic
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