The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway

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Lola136:
Gramma Retard LOL

sofia97733:
Yeah. So I lost this when I was eight, almost nine. I found this between the foldout footrest on the recliner-- we finally un-stuck it.



Mom's making me dress up for my graduation party. I'm going into high school, and then I will be a teenager. :D



...and Dad started a cooking fire... yay...

I guess I won't update this a lot... SimCity school gives me a lot of homework, so I guess I'll just keep this in a safe spot for soon...

sofia97733:
Yes. We've had a great big timeskip here. But c'mon. The excitement starts here.



My mom hugged the crap out of me as soon as I left for college. My sisters, Danielle, Rainelle, and more recently, Tara waved goodbye as my dad beckoned my mom into the car and bolted off.

I was on my own now. But not for long... I hope. D:

sofia97733:
Some people at my college are too odd for words.



Saw this guy on campus today. He was born with acute sagging-eyebrows-and-bloody-huge-lips syndrome and was then abducted and "pollinated" by aliens.



Eventually that guy had to drop out to take care of his alien offspring and this new guy, coincidentally an alien moves in. I tried to talk to him but he didn't know a lot of Simlish. I think he likes me though. He's got that creepy look in his eyes.

sofia97733:


So we liked each other. We like, kissed as some ************************** filmed the whole thing through a misty camera lens. After that we sued the guy and I won 50 million Simoleons. Wow. I should do that again.

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