An Alien's Life
sofia97733:
I can't believe it. Today is the day I graduate.
My wants for when I leave college are to:
· Get a good job
· Get to the highest level of my job
· Use my money to raise a family
· Start a home business
...that's pretty much it for now. I can't wait to get started! X3
~ Neekawanamanawoma Yugoplex.
As you can see, things are looking pretty bright at the moment for Neeka, but they probably won't stay that way...
lulzitsmichy:
NEEKAWANAMANAWOMA YUGOPLEX!!!!!!!!!!11
sofia97733:
It's been a week since my graduation now, and I have a great house to live in, too!
So far I've gotten a job. Now I need to get to the top of the career ladder, raise a family, and start my own home business and I'll have done everything I've ever wanted to do.
sofia97733:
I'm writing from inside a Ayaeh'adfgadfg'aergaian spaceship. They are a different race of aliens, and they're trying to wipe my kind off the face of the Earth so that nobody will stop them from destroying the planet to create a large, spacious condominium complex complete with free indoor plumbing! However, a lot of the times they read the books wrong and end up accidentally pollinating their captives instead of killing them, as their writing system is very flawed.
I hope I'll be okay.
Two days later
I was knocked out of the spaceship. It wasn't comfortable. I don't remember anything from my last day and a half there, because they gassed me asleep. However, I'm sure nothing bad will happen except for that gigantic bruise on my butt.
I still feel weird. I searched for any websites on alien abduction, and there were tons. I read a bunch and everyone said they felt weird after they got abducted. On a side note, I love pudding.
sofia97733:
So there is more to alien abductions than I thought. I don't think I'm ready, though... but anyway, raising a family is one of my dreams and I'll make sure it doesn't turn into a flop.
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