The Avalon Legacy - Updated 12/03/08 - Chapter 23
Astral Faery:
Sorry it's taken me so long to update. I've been really busy spoiling my readers with 'Between the Light and the Darkness' - lots of chapters have come out back to back (and another one tomorrow):smile:, with lots of pics! Whew! I'm pretty worn out, lol.
Chapter 4
I'm glad you could make it back. As you can see, Alwyn has grown to be a beautiful child. He has my gold eyes, and his mother's beautiful dark skintone. The combination is striking. Watch out, ladies - this boy is going to be gorgeous.
He's a great kid. Like me, he helps prevent to spread of germs by keeping things clean.
Alwyn: Germs...
We finally finished our kitchen! I just love the way all the colors blend together here. It really makes me want to get in there and cook!
Our dining room is finished as well. And not a moment too soon, because the headmaster will be here for an interview. If all goes well, Alwyn will be admitted into private school. Nothing is too good for my boy.
I do my best to show him a good time. I gave him a tour of our house, and tried to impress him with some clever conversation. It's not going so well, and I'm starting to fear he'll reject our family.
I shift the conversation, hoping that a man to man talk might be more up his alley.
Headmaster Whatshisname: Are you kidding? I *love* woohoo!
Yeah, I thought so.
Jess made some fabulous T-bone steaks, which the headmaster inhaled like he hadn't eaten in thirty years. I tried to signal Alwyn with my eyes to never, under any circumstance, let this man into our family. I couldn't abide such a slob in this legacy.
Success! We pass with flying colors. Now Alwyn will have the best, and most expensive education available.
He's going to grow up to be great.
Alwyn chose the kitten he wanted to keep, and Jess sold the other one to big nose Ben. Yeah, you guessed it - he will never be a part of this legacy.
Stupid shower!
Work, you piece of crap!
Alwyn: Mom, what's woohoo?
Jess: It's uh, er, it's, hmmm..
Me: Well, son, it's like this...
Alwyn: Yeah? What is it dad?
Jess: Honey, I really don't think we should be discussing this at the breakfast table.
Me: Woohoo is one of the greatest things because...
Jess: Elwyn, please! This isn't appropriate!
Me: ...that's how you get babies. Little pooping barfing miracles. Isn't that great?
Alwyn: That's disgusting!
Me: Yep, that's why you should never do it. Now eat your poptart.
Pyrus is upset - but no one knows why. He doesn't even know. I always suspected cats didn't have much going on upstairs.
Alwyn: Ow! You threw it too hard!
Me: Oops! Sorry, son. (ha ha)
Komei: Whaddaya mean you don't like tv? Everyone likes tv!
Alwyn: I just think it's boring. Hey, wanna see what I can do?
Alwyn: Watch me! Almost got it! Keep watching!
Komei: Boo! Boo!
Alwyn: Oof!
Komei: That really stinks, kid.
Alwyn: Wait! I know I can do it. Let me try again!
Komei: Boo!
Alwyn: Look! I did it!
Komei: Boooring!
Alwyn: Ta-daa!
Komei: Um...what was I saying again? Oh yeah - booooo!
Alwyn: This guy is a total jerk. I can see why dad doesn't want him in the legacy.
Sneaky Thief: Hee, hee, hee, what shall I steal first?
The Law: Hold it right there!
Sneaky Thief: Gasp! Oh no! It's The Law!
The Law: That's right, common criminal! You're going to jail!
Sneaky Thief: Aw, can't I just take one little vase? They'll never miss it!
Oh no! I knew it! I just knew I'd be robbed someday! Good thing I just put fresh batteries in the burglar alarm!
Me: Down with thieves! Boo!
Sneaky Thief: Hey, Elwyn.
The Law: Grrr!
Sneaky Thief: You're really cute. Do you think I could be part of this legacy sometime?
The Law: Alright, in you go. You won't be stealing anything on my watch.
The Law: And what nerve! Trying to weasel your way into the legacy. You disgust me. (I wonder if they would let *me* be a part of it...)
Me: Alright, son. I'm going to teach you how to be a great doctor.
Alwyn: You?! Ha ha ha!
Me: I've got my trusty scalpel ready.
Alwyn: Ha ha ha ha!!
Alwyn: This is getting pretty gross. Can I go inside, now?
Alwyn: I'm officially grossed out now!
Me: It's alright, son. I'm an expert. Now let's see what we can find in here..
Me: Oh no! This isn't supposed to come out!
Alwyn: Ewww - it really stinks, dad!
Me: Not again! This isn't supposed to come out, either!
Alwyn: Sigh! Okay, are we done, yet?
Alwyn: I love the snow!
Will Elwyn be able to teach young Alwyn the important things in life so he can carry on the Avalon legacy? Will Alwyn grow into a successful teen? Will Elwyn ever reach the top of the medical career? Tune in to the next chapter to find out!
xgreydovex:
awww :]
and this legacy is TOTAL AWESOMENESS!!!
Astral Faery:
LOL - thank you! I don't think all that many people are interested, but I'm having a good time with it, so I'll continue on.
xgreydovex:
yay! :] im glad your going to keep going.
it would be a shame for you to stop :[
PegasusDiana:
Hilarious! Everyone wants to be a star. lol Your doing a great job. I'm reading it now. Can't wait for the next update.
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