Like...today, lol.
I don't even want to know why that professor is staying here. Must be the hottest place on campus. I think, though, that when my grandchildren are ready to go to college, they'll go to a different one! This place has gone nuts.
Arynn chases the professor off so she can sleep.
Mallory, too, has decided to sleep over. Weird.
Aubrey and DramaQueen look at each other from across the empty kitchen. Kind of makes you wonder what they're thinking, doesn't it?
Ah, jeez. And it starts, already. Arynn does something romantic with Ocean, and DramaQueen starts her crap again. She loses her crush and her best friend status with him. What best friend status? He certainly doesn't feel the same way!
Then she announces that she's breaking up with him. We could only hope she actually means it this time. She's only said it four or five times. Joseph and I were over visiting that evening, so I got to witness everything first hand.
And get this one. She simultaneously swoons, scowls, and loses best friends all at the same time. She needs some serious professional help.
Then the smackfest happens. DramaQueen smacks Arynn...
...who doesn't hesitate to smack right back.
Then the nutty professor smacks Ocean. I'm just thoroghly disgusted by her behavior. And I seriously need a break.
And then what wonderous sight do my eyes behold in the living room? It's Aubrey and Mallory slow dancing and gazing deep into one another's eyes. Could this mean he's done with the professor? I hope so!
GASP! Oh my boy! My beautiful boy! He's proposed! I'm as pleased as punch. And not just because I think Mallory's genes are fantastic.
Oh...oh my. Um...okay. I guess that means she said yes?
Concerned about the welfare of my children, Joseph and I elected to spend the night. That and it's a long drive home.
Oh LORD woman! Haven't you caused enough damage to this household, already? She tries to give Ocean a backrub.
Thankfully he says no.
Her brazenness shouldn't even surprise him anymore.
And then all hell breaks loose. DramaQueen tries to leap into Ocean's arms - right in front of everyone! This causes a string of events. First, Ocean drops her on the floor. Aubrey, Arynn, and Drake are furious, and Drake falls out of love with the professor.
Drake confronts DramaQueen, while Arynn actually entertains the idea that something was going on with Ocean and the professor!
Drake smacks DramaQueen while Arynn has a fit.
The professor sees stars while Arynn continues to have a fit.
Arynn gets right up in her face like a rabid dog. Would you want to be on the receiving end of that? Look at that face!
She smacks the professor...
...then the poor thing breaks down and cries.
Furious, she leaves the room.
O...M...G!!! She tries to give Aubrey a backrub! What is wrong with her? How did she even get this job? I don't think she's even a real teacher. I think she escaped from a mental institution!
Aubrey isn't happy about it, either.
Arynn ran out the very same day, and in a fit of anger, sold the double bed and got two singles, instead. Now she and Ocean sleep on opposite sides of the room.
Oh THIS they need! Haven't these poor kids been through enough, already? I'm already having a tough time not yanking all three of them out of that horrid school.
Oh thank goodness! The police are here. Wait a minute...it's that loser, Dorian Kauker. I wonder how much the crook will make out with? Hey, Dorian! The crook is BEHIND you! Geez!
Dorian turns around and slouches at the criminal. At least he has the decency to look alarmed.
Dorian: I've got you now!
And the fight is on!
Dorian seems to be pulling ahead!
I can't believe it! Dorian actually wins! He actually caught the crook!
Crook: I would have gotten away, too, if it hadn't been for those rotten kids.
Wait a minute. What the heck is he doing?
Wary, Ocean follows Dorian out of the house to make sure he doesn't leave the crook behind.
But, weirdly enough, the crook obediently makes his way to the waiting police car.
...I'm not even sure what to say about this. I mean, what the...? I've never seen anything like it!
And Dorian gets the criminal safely inside the car.
This is what is happening inside the house while all that weirdness is going on outside.
Ocean is suddenly back in the house again (how the heck did he do that?) and tries to give Arynn a hug.
She shoves him off dramatically and they both almost fall on their rear ends.
Ocean pouts.
Arynn: I'm not in love with you anymore. I'm not best friends with you anymore, either.
Ocean: I'm not best friends with you, anymore, either. But I want to be.
Ouch. That's got to hurt. Drake takes this opportunity to get in the groove.
Ocean asks Arynn to dance. She gives it a go...
...but then decides she's just not interested when Ocean reaches out for her.
Arynn: Don't touch me!
Ocean: But honey...
Arynn: Don't 'honey' me, either!
Poor Ocean! His heart is broken.
Unexpected Hero of the Day Dorian: I have safely captured your criminal and have him locked in my squad car. He will bother you no more. This campus will once again be safe!
Drake: 'k thanks!
Arynn: I'm okay. Really, I am. Even though I just broke up with my long time boyfriend and our house was robbed, I'm okay.
Arynn: I'm not okay!
Arynn: Aw, it's okay bro! Everything will be great.
Arynn: Damn everyone!
