*Random Newspaper Articles!*

[GingerGal08]

Here's my story!It's pretty random and silly sometimes,but enjoy!This week,it's the Veronaville Weekly!I already posted this on sims2.com.

Flood!
The Veronaville Bio Lab has been flooded!Luckily,nobody was in the building at the time and no other building was affected.

Fairies Spotted!
Two fairies have been spotted near the home of Curtis and Gwyneth Paltrows.If you see them,ring 0800-111-FRS

Child Abuser!
Demona Pankhurst(aged 27) seemed like an ordinary caring mother,but yesterday,police and social services discovered that she abused her own childen!Twins,Chloe and Gilbert Pankhurst(both aged 5) were found in their playhouse,being beaten by their mother with a wooden stake.Both children have been put up for adoption and Demona will be in prison for 10 years.A social worker admits what happened after the mother was dragged away:
"Both children looked up at me.They had sickly green eyes and Gilbert had broken both arms,whereas Chloe had broken her right leg and left arm.Both had tears streaming down their faces.They got up and limped towards the car.I almost cried."

Local Girl finds Cure for Scarlet Fever!
This deadly disease has been conquered by Gwyneth Paltrows(aged 15)!Scarlet fever killed thousands of new mothers 200 years ago.Now,anyone who gets the disease can be cured!

[GingerGal08]

Mmm...Best-selling Chocolate!
Curtis Paltrows has produced his best-selling chocolate for a week,yet he has made $1000!'Milk Chocolate Moodies' are now a big hit across Sim City!Each box is sold for $1.

Highscore!
Birth Queen #7568,also known as Allison,has beaten the 'Ms. Pacman' highscore of 999999 by 1 point!She also broke the 'Pacman' highscore of 73727637264837459236572156916 by 2 points.

Aliens Spotted!
A family of killer aliens have been spotted running towards Veronaville mountian.The adults are armed with large,curved knives.

Alien technology!
A large machine has been found over the top of Veronaville mountian.Deep in the crater in the center is a large grey object.

Murder Shock!
Demona Pankhurst(aged 27),has been found dead at the foot of Veronaville mountian.She was still serving her 10 years in prison for child abuse when she vanished.She was found this morning with stab wounds in her eyes,a slashed cheek,a black eye,her hair ripped down to full length and an axe in her forehead.She will be buried in the spot where her corpse was found.Chloe Pankhurst(aged 5 and daughter of Demona) said:
"Serves her right!She's beaten me and my brother with a wooden stake for three years!"
Police think the aliens have something to do with this case.

The next part will probably be another Maxis neighbourhood.See ya!:smile::happy8::smile:

[vickylougrl]

Ginger maybe you can post a link so we can see your pictures?

[Stelio Kontos]

I smell the making of an epically funny story.
Pics would go a very long way to helping it reach that level.

[Theraven]

agree^
it needs pictures (funny ones!) to get even better.


< *lurks back to her book idea...*

[GingerGal08]

Okay guys,I added pictures!I grabbed 'em off the sims2.com version.

[steelguy]

Okay, that's... strange.

In a good way, I mean.