The Wellgate Legacy - Chapter 13 Up 1-9-08
Astral Faery:
That's the one that got me, too - the mirror one! LOL - too funny. Good ol' Scamp - finally getting what he deserves. Adorable update!
cavallilovesme:
Love Owen's pick-up lines! I absolutely love Scamp he's like the dog version of Stewie Griffin!
steelguy:
How in the heck did he pick anyone up with those lines??? :laughing:
discowhipped:
Well, steelguy said it. Who goes for those pick-up lines? hehehe. I love Scamp - I always love the evil ones. :-P
erica_jean698:
Wow, thank you everyone for the wonderful response! It makes me feel so good to know that people are reading my story. :D I have had the milk and the phone number pick-up line used on me. They worked probably as good as you suspect they would. ;) Still they were memorable, so I guess that is saying something for those guys. The mirror pick-up line was an edit because I was afraid the original one I had down would get me kick off this site. :smt106
I am so far behind on my story. I have over 180 pictures to put up. So I'm going to try to get at least a few chapters up over the next couple of days. I hope I can keep that promise, eeep! :punch: So here we go!
Chapter 4
Hee hee hee ho ho ho. I'm an evil burglar and because this house has no alarm it can all be mine.
What's this? A picture showing this poor git's hopes and dreams? Mine it's all mine! I steal hopes and dreams and put them in a tight box where they will never see the sun! *crazy laughter as she leaves in a swirl of red smoke.*
Owen: I took to long to get up! Sneaky theft. I must paint my sorrows, put down my anguish in an art form, then I can be freed.
Oh it's not working! I've been stolen from, been laid bear. Well I am hot in my sexy new underwear. ... No even that is not helping! How can I go on without my tiny little picture, that had slightly naff animated moving water, how??
Woof! Woof! Scamp to the rescue! I'll get her! Tear her down to size I will! She doesn't stand a chance next to all mighty Scamp!
Wait ... which way did she go? ... Hmm, it is a bit cold out here ... What was that noise? Maybe ... maybe she'll come back. Yeah that's right she'll come back and when she does all mighty Scamp will teach some manners! Certainly will. Time for bed.
Once again as hot as I am, which I am by the way don't you think. Yeah you do. Don't try to hide it, I know you do. I am going to be spending my night with a dog. This can't go on forever, can it? Time to take it up a notch. Who was that girl who liked my lines? Oh yes Lakeshia. Time to give her a call.
Ladies love museums and I love ladies. Seems like a match made in heaven. I even got a new suit for the occasion. Yes I will stupefy her with the amazing amount of culture coming out of my every pore. ... What's wrong with my hair? I like it this way. Oh look let's just get back to the story, shall we? Sweetly it started to snow as she swayed in my arms. A clear sign that her cold heart could become warm... I am not grasping at straws!
Aww, first kisses so romantic. What do you mean it doesn't look romantic? She loved it! She was so into me, when I suggested that she come back to my place, she accepted right away. Yep Owen is the man all the way! What could go wrong?
When we got back I changed back into my pants and sat down on the bed to wait. My new bed I should mention. Did a complete bedroom makeover just to mark this blessed occasion of goodbye to my virginity. Naturally she would just fall into my lab. For after all, who could resist me?
Lakeshia as it turned out.
Owen: But baby I thought we had something special going on.
Lakeshia: Down boy down. Time to get a deep breath and relax. And oh, can you say plumbers crack? I sure can.
Major burn! Ouch I'm still smoking from that. Maybe there is more to romance then I thought there was ... But that would mean I was wrong! How could I be wrong? Great now I have a shattered world to worry about as well as my broken pride ... Ouch.
So yes here I am once again sleep with only my dog. Talk about total humiliation! How am I suppose to recover from this? I can't believe that a lady would be turned off from a guy wanting nothing else but sex on the first date. ... Well maybe I can believe it ... I just hope I get another chance. She really is something special.
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