The Wellgate Legacy - Chapter 13 Up 1-9-08
Medagic:
Hee hee. Love the wedding. ;)
And I'm sure we'll be seeing plenty of Scamp later!
Devomuffins:
Hee,hee this is great :D keep it coming!
danceswithwands:
Great update but yeah, I miss scamp, so I can't wait for the next one.
Wonders if there will be any canine vs baby jealousy..... :lol:
erica_jean698:
Thanks for the comments! :D They always make me feel happy to know people are reading and enjoying!
Chapter 7
Hello I'm Scamp! Did you miss me? I missed you. Let's continue on with my story. That's right, my story, no one else's. The humans in this story, so boring with their silly love games. Me, I'm a freedom loving bachelor and that's the way I like it.
Why hello ... I haven't seen you around here before. Um, do you come hear often? Wait ... this is my yard, uh of course you don't... Right, uh ... Hi?
Gloria: *in doggy talk* That's all right. I was actually just going from door to door looking for freedom loving animals to sign my petition for Dog Rights.
Scamp: You what! I have the same exact same petition. What to make of that?
Gloria: Quite the lucky coincidence I would say!
Scamp: I should get in. My pet Owen needs to get tucked in at night or who knows what will happen?
Gloria: Where are you going hot stuff? How about we head into that dog house that just so happens to be right here and discuss things further.
Scamp: If you insist... This better be good. I feel another masterpiece coming on.
Whoa now that's what I call persuasive!
Meanwhile Lakeshia continues to walk around looking hot even while carrying a baby.
Owen: I blow a kiss to you and your see through shirt. Did you know that I'm not wearing any pants?
Oh ug, what was in those hamburgers? At least I know I'm not pregnant. After all I just had a baby ... right?
Max: I really could be a fashion model for cheesy Hawaiian shirts. Look at my stoic pose, my handsome serious profile expression.
Scamp: What's this? Last time I saw you, you were nothing more than a larva. What on earth happened?
Max: Well the last time I saw you, you were a virgin.
Scamp: Yeah funny story behind that actually ... Wait, you understand me! How do you even know that word under the age of one!
Max: Because I'm an evil genius that likes to eat doggies.
Scamp: Oh my freaking God!
Max: Ha ha. With my two panda paws I will take over this world.
Wait ... why am I wearing this getup in the middle of July? I can barely move my hands. I'll just have to kill all the blocks with my amazing mind melding powers.
Yes I am so powerful that I can grow a whole head of curly hair over night and look even more darling than before.
Max: You know Mom I've been sitting in this chair all day long. Not to rush you or anything but my bum is turning a bit red.
Max: Um, are you all right? Something keeping you up at night? Couldn't imagine what ...
Max: Well than ... you do that ... just take that nap on the dirty floor. Don't worry about me I'll be fine just sitting here until I ... DIE.
Now those are some major flies if I don't say so myself.
Hmm, this could be a problem me thinks... I wonder how everything will turn out?
Astral Faery:
LOL!!! These are so freaking hilarious! I love them. I had to put my coffee down to read because I was afraid I'd spew all over my monitor. Clever and humorous, with a cute baby and a dog both with attitudes much bigger than they are. Keep it up!
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