When I die,bury me under the Neverland Ranch,or I'll haunt you for the rest of your life.
Sorry I just saw your signature for the first time and it made me grin. :lol: My cousin is a big MJ fan as well and I've had many good laughs watching her brother imitate him to annoy her and then she threatens to beat him up... lol.
Anyway, I second any idea that pertains to Mrs. Crumplebottom.

Oh, and perhaps you could have random interviews with annoying townies and the like whenever something weird happens, like a satellite falling on someone's head. I would like to hear Goopy Gilscarbo's exclusive words on that... o_0