Half of my best sims would be nekked without the Booty!

You know what I used to hate? In the original The Sims, sometimes when your sims told a joke, they did a really stupid limerick, with a physical action very similar to the (really annoying) one joswan described with the rolling arms. That really annoyed the bejeezus out of me. I can't say I've found anything that annoying in The Sims 2, except for the really stupid slapping.

Ugh, I got one better on that. I scat the Sims 2 theme when I'm not even thinking about it 

*spams the community with a mod request* 

Did you ever lost yourself to get what you want?

SOOOO CLOSE!!!!

Do: I *bleep* a she-elf once.

(it's from Fable, just some fat, mopey NPC said that and I laughed so hard I think I split my sides)

I'm sorry to be such a nuisance, but it still isn't working. In case you're wondering, I do have the CEP installed, so it's not that.

Thank you so much. You're awesome!
I don't know if this makes a difference or not, but the games that I have are the base game (duh), University, and Nightlife.

You know, as marvelous as this looks, it doesn't show up in game. Could anyone please help me with this, or at least check whether it shows up in your game?

  Thank you soooooooooooo much!!! I can't wait to get this in my game! 

Hold on a sec, that kid with the black lips is going steady with my sim, Eva! I need more info!! Who is he? He has a totally different name, though. I was planning on sending them to university together, should I be worried?

This is, without a doubt, the funniest thread I have seen on any forum anywhere! 
I know this is a totally lame question, but how do you alter a sim's skintone? I have this one obnoxiously pale sim who simply needs a Maxis tone, but I can't figure out how to help her 

Because it's against the rules to write all in caps, you'll just have to imagine this all in caps:
You are my hero!!! If you don't think that I'm literally jumping up and down with joy to see this, then you're wrong! You've made at least one Astros fan very, very happy! I just requested a 90s Jeff Bagwell jersey on your requests thread and I was stressing out that maybe my requests for the logo would be too confusing, but here is that jersey (not for Jeff Bagwell, but in general) right here and waiting for me! Give yourself a pat on the back; you deserve it!

So, I guess everyone has seen the Adventureland trailer if you've been to the movies much recently. In that trailer, there's this really cool light blue ringer tee with the word "Games" fading out toward the bottom (pictured below). I just thought it would be super cool for a romance or pleasure sim! I know everyone is busy as Hell, but this piece of clothing would be greatly, greatly appreciated! Please do this however it is most convenient for you. It doesn't really matter to me whether it's tucked or untucked, or any of those other options. I can't wait to see the result!!
Thanks again!!
-luckynumber

How do you suicide by satellite?

Glorious!!! My dream of having a Rosie the Riveter sim is now a step closer!