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For all our spamming needs. Do not request mods here! If you do, you'll be mercilessly beaten with cans of spam.

I would like to request that you stop :spam1: :P

Your request is denied, Dork. :P

Please I will smell you finger after you scratch your umm nm.

This isn't the Beta section, Dork. Watch your mouth. :p

Sorry Mastah I edited my reply :P

That's a good Dork. Jenna won't beat you now. Well, not right now, anyways.

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i28/TheSquinge/dorkware_SPAM.jpg)

:withstup:
*stifles a laugh*

:withstup: stop spamming the spam thread :P

:withstup: You stop spamming to tell me to stop spamming the spam thread! :P

:withstup: that is correct :P

:withstup: Of course I'm correct; I'm always correct!

:withstup: Yes you are

:withstup: You are correct, sir. :P

:withstup: damn your fast I can't keep up :P

:withstup: Me not slow like you. Me is fast like race car. Vroom! :P

:withstup: & women say men are too fast :P

:withstup: Blue = PG-13, Red = Adult :P

:sign5: lmao shush :P

:withstup: *slaps a lock on the Dork* You shush.

:withstup: *shushes*

Are you two always like this? , if so, Lord Help us  Alll

:sign5:

Yes, yes we are. You have a problem with that, bub?

*slaps a lock on Tessa and wanders off*

:withstup::sign5: stop slaping locks all over the place :P

:withstup: *slaps a lock on the Dork* No! :P

Jenna is inlove with Squinge

No, the term you're looking for is 'full of burning hatred.' A common mistake.

They do say it's a fine line between the two, Jenna!

ummmmm, SOmeone a little Help please, anyone got a Bobby pin would they?Squige would you have one? need to get out of the Handcuffs, Gatta Peeeeee!! :jaw::jaw:

:sign5: *gives tessa a bobby pin*

Sticks**A Kick me* Sign  on Comicalmuse back when shes not looking, Shhhh Squinge,  don't tell her. lol

:sign5: *kicks Jenna*

giver her a kick as well then *points to squinge did it!!!!*

*glares* You had better run mother*expletive*.  Both of you.

:sign5: *pleads for his worthless life hoping Jenna doesn't gruesomely kill him*

Now that's more like it. :P

:sign5: lmao shush :P

:withstup: YOU shush.

No you shush or else :P

**Runs For Her Dear Life**, but Wonders why Squinge has a boby bin handy?
 Somthing  you wanna tell us about  there Squinge? *raises her Eybrow*

Trust me, you don't want to know half of what the Dork hides from the public eye. I shudder just thinking about it. :P

You two better stop dorking or im afraid we will have to get Pescado on yar Butts! ArGHH!!

Being an elf, I personally got Numenor, to kick J.M. Pesaco's butt! Laughs at little pixie, and kicks her out of the way.

elfs vs. pixies ha ha http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elf

Bring it on :P

Yeah, people over at that site still worship Squinge, they even have a special section for worshiping him.  They get mad if you even mention him in other threads, cause their not as awesome as him!

Pfft. Bring it on. I got Jack, Jimmy, and Jose on my side.

...and a really, really big sledgehammer.

Who? Oh, well... we can always get Jordi to hide their clothes....

*slaps* handcuffs on them both together  and *walks away*

now  what  are you two  going to do ? your stuck together squinge&comicalmuse,Mmmmmmmmmm ha ha

sparks thats a good idea , here taker there clothes hide it some where, now there naked and hand cuffed together, haaaaaaaaaaa

*ouch Jenna watch where your sticking that thing*

Sorry, what? Can't hear you over the sound of all your screaming.

I don't want to know what Jenna used to stick with..... But can I have my case of locks back please? You took the toys home with you last Christmas!!

lmao sure *gives Chaavik a case of locks*

*swipes the Dork's credit card* Sorry, we need another budget increase. The cost involved in making locks has gone up again.

...and I need to buy more, uh...y'know...eh...stuff. Yeah, stuff...

Yeah, like whipped cream, skimpy outfits, whips, handcuffs and a new bed to replace the worn out one you had in the dungeon. Oh wait, I know too much....

*Disappears*

*Gives Chaavik a case of handcuffs, whips, skimpy outfits, whipped cream & a credit card to buy a new bed.*

hey that's a prtty decked out dungeon you have there Jenna.  Gee & here I was thinking all blood and gore...

Well, that's the lounge. The dungeon is over here. See? Right over...*chucks DaSpecial1 into her dungeon and slams the door shut* ...there. Enjoy your stay!

...and watch out for the rats. I haven't fed them in a while and they're a bit addicted to human flesh.

Whew! thank heavens I'm not human.....*sighs of relief* wait wut? why am I in the dungeon? *pouts*

*spams the community with a mod request*  ;)

oh ok...humbly accepts dungeon food... :rolleyes:

the smolies made me do it :D

Jenna you can always come use my basement if you want  :D Its actually a dry warm place even for the state of IN. Not to mention my husband wouldn't mind a hot femme fatal like you around :kiss:

He better not mind my hot sexy bootylicious mastah :P 1praise Jenna 1praise

jenna did you mean:

Truth Unveiled:

SPAM is actually a byproduct of experiments with both dry and moist cat food. Reports indicated that a pet food company decided to make money off this novel idea when they couldn't find a way to dump the byproducts, and they figured humans would not balk at the idea of eating SPAM and. Humans except old ladies balked at the idea of eating both dry and moist cat food products. So the pet food company (whose name is not revealed for the sake of profits and greed) had their lab come up with this ingenious idea: make SPAM and create ads to pass cat food leftovers off as SPAM.

 :p

I like Spam, especially the tinned variety I can throw at my brother head when bored and annoyed! 

Spamalot!  I like the word Spam but not what it means, we should take back the word spam and use it for something else, give it a new name for the meat, like Human Food (as in Cat Food, Dog Food, Fish Food and so on) :P

Bored now (Gets cans of spam out and hunts down brother!)

no she meant (http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i28/TheSquinge/squinge_spam-1.jpg)

No, I meant:

(http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n283/comicalmuse/26303.jpg)

long as we're talkin' spam here....

spam spam spammity spam spam spam

*hint: say this five times fast ;)*

NO you shush NOW! :P

Oh Squinge! *<---sings in a musical tone*

*switches to Marilyn Monroe sexy voice--->* 3hug Jenna WANTS you 1woot    


Hey, I'm just reading the sign.  2laugh  *hightails it outta here 1escape*  

lmao yes she does :P

I think cat food is tastier than SPAM :P

Me too!  ;D

I would like to try the spam with more Squinge though.

Or squinge with extra spam

Hey Squinge how do you like your Spam Fritters?  Baked or fried? ;)  hehe

Squinge takes his Spam fritters with a side order of Jenna 1slap.

hehehe yeah Squinge and Jenna sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g! :p   hehehe :p

Heh, I think cat food is a lot better than SPAM, and no they're not K-I-S-S-I-N-G in the tree. I moved that tree off the lot.

You didn't have to cut it down while we were K-I-S-S-I-N-G in the tree :P

I didn't cut it down. I deleted the tree from the lot. :P

Cat food is great by the way, and it's far cheaper to buy and save a lot on the grocery bill!

lmao *pokes Chaavik & Feeds Jenna cat food*

*kicks the Dork in the teeth and wanders off*

I find feeding you pain is much funner. :D

why don't you shush already
How is that for small print :P

lmfao my glasses work good I was able to read that  :p

Wanted To Buy:

An electron telescope preferably in top condition from a lab needing the funds to continue experimental programs.

lmfao good one  ;D

U guys r crazier than me, and boy I am crazy, hey Squinge and Jenna, have u both actually ever met in rl and if so, what was the chemistry like?

 :-\

Hmmm, I think it was more biology than chemistry...Jenna tried dissecting Squinge. 2poke

...with a chainsaw. The little fatass gnawed through his handcuffs though and ran away before I could get started.

lmfao The chemistry was ummm well this isn't the adult site ;)

Chemistry lesson:

What is an atom?

Biology lesson:

What produces chlorophyll?

Squinge lesson:

Does he live after Jenna dissects him?

Psst.. Cat food is cheap to buy and has a longer shelf life.

Well, he'll live for a time since I prefer to dissect things niiiiice and slow. *smirks*

...and that's a hard thing to do with a chainsaw!

Hurts so good eh Squinge?  1slapSometimes love don't feel like it should...hehehe 1nuts

lmao exactly  ;D

I just love u guys, even if u don't love each other (Jenna and Squinge) :)

And I love u 2 Chaavik :)  :p :p ;D

1blink Oh lordy are we gonna sing kumbahyah in a minute? 1titter 1glomp 1escape 2coffee

How about we just roast Squinge over the campfire instead? We can feed him to the dogs afterwards and wager on which one dares to eat him first. :P

How about you just STFU? :P

Hmmm...denied.

(http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n283/comicalmuse/noway.jpg)

 *croons like Nat King Cole*  1whistle Fresh Squinge roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose.  Spamming carols, being sung by sim choirs... 1whistle

*joins DaSpecial1 in singing*

Jenna, what is that in the background? That looks like.... one of those nefarious experiments in your basement you hid from us.....

lmao now that song is stuck in my head :P

It's catchier (and more amusing) though if you start it out with "Squinge's nuts roasting over an open fire..." 1tehe

lmao no it isn't :P

Well to the rest of us, it is. :P

Gotta admit it's stuck in mine too 1giggle

hehehe Squinge's nuts roasting on an openfire, Jenna is torturing him again, Chaavik is singing hymns that are normally sung by a quior while we all reply to this madness of a thread :P  *Sorry sang out of sync then* 

Jenna I bet somewhere u love Squinge? :) *somewhere???*

Oh and DaSpecial1 - love u 2 :)  *group hug*  (yes even u and Squinge, Jenna!) 2hug

3heart Aww thanks, I love me too!! 1glomp 1giggle

1hug oh ok my inSim Family also hehehe 1hugs 1club 1titter

hey Jenna, i think i figured something out....

i wanna say "i'm sorry" for implying that you and Squinge are now ruling Spamovia together with this triple layer chocolate pie. it's got a layer of pure chocolate, a layer of chocolate mousse, topped with a layer of whipped cream on a chocolate pie crust. much better than spam, in my opinion ;)

(http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp223/guitarnut26/Triple_Layer_Chocolate_Pie.jpg)

1praise your royal spamness 1praise

That looks so evilly delicious. *drools* BUT.. cat food is way better than SPAM!

I think that's whipped spam under the top layer of cream.  1giggle   ( with just a hint of minced Squinge added for Jenna's delight  1chair)

I'm starting to wonder if there actually is a good recipe that uses Spam...

Sounds like it would go well into a bludgeon!

I'd say it would go good in the dogs bowl hehehe