You Are Cobb Salad



You seem simple, but you're actually a very complicated person.
You stay well organized, and because of that, you're on top of all the chaos in your life.

You work well with others. You are able to check your ego and cooperate.
You are also very open-minded and accepting. You're happy to let people do their own thing.

What Kind of Salad Are You?

You Have the Fears of an Adult



Your fears don't paralyze you - they are very rooted in reality.
You have had enough loss in your life to know more is to come, and you dread it.

Compared to most people, you deal with your fears well. They don't ruin your life.
Your fears are strong and very real, but you try to let them go. You know you can't control what happens.

Do You Have the Fears of a Child or an Adult?

You Are Patient Enough



In most cases, you are patient enough to keep it together.
You may feel impatient on the inside, but you don't usually let it show.

However, if you're made to wait for too long, you will usually crack.
You're only human, after all. You don't like for your patience to be tested.

Are You Impatient?

You Are Bermuda Shorts



You are sophisticated and classy. You always dress, speak, and act appropriately.
You have a natural sense of style, and you always look good.

You are a thoughtful, careful person. You always try to think before you act.
You are very modest and humble. You may have a high opinion of yourself, but you don't let it show.

What Kind of Shorts Are You?

You Are 10% "Average American"



You are average because you drink on occasion.

You are not average since you rate your appearance 4 or lower.

How "Average American" Are You?

Your Life is Better Than 31% of All People



Your life can be a bummer at times, but you're on the right track.
You may need new friends, a new place to live in, or a new job...
But most of all, you need a new outlook. You are your own worst enemy.
Start being thankful for what you have - and start working for what you don't.

How Does Your Life Compare?

You Are 12% Massachusetts



You Yankees loving homo! You probably think Starbucks coffee tastes better than Dunkin Donuts.

How Massachusetts Are You?

Your Five Variable Love Profile



Propensity for Monogamy:

Your propensity for monogamy is medium.
In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.
But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long!
There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering.

Experience Level:

Your experience level is medium.
You probably have had a couple significant loves.
And you may have even had your heart broken.
But you haven't really dated a wide variety of people.

Dominance:

Your dominance is low.
This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.

Cynicism:

Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.

Independence:

Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time".
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered.

The Five Variable Love Test

Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Spiderman



"I have always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it about time somebody saved your life?"

What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?

You Belong in New York City



You're the energetic, ambitious type.
And only NYC is fast enough for you.
Maybe you'll set yourself up with a killer career
Or simply take in all the city has to offer.

What City Do You Belong In?

You Are a Dipped Cone



You are dramatic, deep, and even demanding.
If you're going to do dessert, you're going to go all out with something super rich.

People might be surprised to know that you worry about how you're perceived.
You've got an image to keep up, and you don't ever want to appear weak.

What Frozen Treat Are You?

Your Psyche is Blue



You are deeply emotional and very connected to everything (and everyone) around you.
By simply understanding other people, you are able to help them heal and let go.
While you are a very deep and thoughtful person, you do have a very silly, superficial side.

When you are too blue: the weight of the world's problems hangs over you

When you don't have enough blue: you lack perspective and understanding

What Color Is Your Psyche?

You Are 33% Manic



You have your hyper, manic moments - but you keep them in check.
Ideas and thoughts flood your head, but you don't need to act on them.
You've found a good deal of balance in your life. Enjoy it!

Are You Manic?

Your Gemstone is Topaz



Comforting, considerate, and stable.
You are down to earth and grounded.

What Gemstone Are You?

You Are As Cool As They Come



Rational and relaxed, no one could accuse you of being dramatic.
You roll with the punches, and nothing ever gets you too worked up.
You are able to maintain perspective and see the big picture.

And even if you're emotional inside, you don't let it show.
You're great at keeping it together, and you're rewarded for that.
People see you as an ideal friend, employee, and partner.

Are You a Drama Queen (or King)?