Title: Hi All Post by: Squinge on October 23, 2010, 03:59:42 am You may have noticed that I haven't been around that is because Jenna has me locked up in her basement and it sucks she doesn't feed me & there are some big rats down here in her basement.
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Jenna on October 23, 2010, 04:06:12 am ...and I'm not going to feed you until you get your ass back on MSN, Dork.
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Theraven on October 23, 2010, 06:00:00 am Aww, poor thing.
*flies through the tiny window in the corner, carrying some chocolate cake crumbles* Best thing I could find, and it taste del... err... anyways, I hope it keeps you alive for a few more days, Squinge. *Squawks to frighten off a couple of rats, and flies back out* Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Nonni on October 23, 2010, 09:15:50 am Well, I am pleased that you said, "Hi!", Squinge.
Thanks, Jenna, if anyone can get him back in line, it is you. Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Chaavik on October 26, 2010, 06:57:03 am *Quickly closes the door after she emerges from the basement*
Hey Jenna, Mr Squinge's pen is cleaned up. Where's Engram? Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Jenna on October 27, 2010, 06:03:56 pm I have no idea. I sent her to go get something from my basement, and...
...oh, crap. That might explain the screaming I heard the other night. Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Squinge on November 02, 2010, 08:06:18 pm I am on MSN now give me some food :P
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: MissDoh on November 02, 2010, 08:32:02 pm Here is a piece of cake for you but you'll have to go outside and
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Jenna on November 02, 2010, 09:10:30 pm Pfft. Get your ass off MSN, Dork. :P
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Chaavik on November 03, 2010, 07:26:01 am *snuffles*
Engram? You heard.. a scream..? *runs off to wail in a corner* Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Nonni on November 03, 2010, 05:41:04 pm Here is a piece of cake for you but you'll have to go outside and You are wicked, MissDoh! Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Paden on November 03, 2010, 08:52:14 pm I think the plant needs milked...
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Chaavik on November 05, 2010, 03:57:25 pm I volunteer Engram for the milking job! Imagine the money we will make off her sla-... Oh carry on.. carry on.. We'll hire someone to do the milking job.
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Squinge on November 08, 2010, 02:08:34 am *gets off of MSN* now feed me :P
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Nonni on November 08, 2010, 08:23:08 am I have some pumpkin cookies. Made them with what was left of my burned out jack-o-lantern.
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Engram on November 09, 2010, 06:01:18 am Oh, great! Now you've done it! You fed him!
I'm not going down there to clean up once he processes those. I don't even want to know what his alimentary canal is going to turn those into! Jenna, can we starve the rats so they'll eat the stuff that comes out the other end in desperation? Otherwise we need a volunteer. And a new HAZMAT suit. The old one melted last time we used it. Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Nonni on November 09, 2010, 06:31:06 am Quote Jenna, can we starve the rats so they'll eat the stuff that comes out the other end in desperation? Otherwise we need a volunteer. And a new HAZMAT suit. The old one melted last time we used it. Might as well get a back-up or spare when ordering that HAZMAT suit. Don't bother looking my way for a volunteer, the basement is not handicapped assessable. I have always thought of you, Engram, as being the strong, dependable type. Just carry on as usual. Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Jenna on November 09, 2010, 06:49:28 am Didn't you know, Nonni, that my basement is in fact handicap accessible? We utilize the time honored "Heave Ho!" system. All we need is two people to grab you firmly by the arms and chuck you down the stairs. How you get back up, well...I haven't worked out those details yet.
I'm not going down there to clean up once he processes those. I don't even want to know what his alimentary canal is going to turn those into! Jenna, can we starve the rats so they'll eat the stuff that comes out the other end in desperation? Otherwise we need a volunteer. And a new HAZMAT suit. The old one melted last time we used it. I have some duct tape and plastic wrap. Since I can't pull money out of the liquor budget, that'll have to do for a Hazmat suit. Also, my rats will eat most anything, but not even I would subject those poor, darling critters to that kind of abuse. Now, someone help Nonni get ready -- she fed him, she can clean up after him. Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Squinge on December 16, 2010, 12:35:25 am Sorry Nonni that pic was way too big I had to remove your post.
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Nonni on December 16, 2010, 01:01:10 am Oh, gosh - don't apologize - my bad. Do I get a spanking? >:D
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Jenna on December 17, 2010, 08:09:22 pm Give him a spanking instead.
...although, on second thought, he'd probably enjoy it. Nevermind. :P Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Squinge on April 16, 2013, 11:19:49 pm No I wouldn't and stop replying on old posts :P
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Jenna on April 16, 2013, 11:21:57 pm YOU stop replying to old posts, you necromancing Dork.:P
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Squinge on April 16, 2013, 11:24:45 pm It wasn't me bish :P
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Jenna on April 16, 2013, 11:30:25 pm Yes, yes it was. STOP LYING, YOU LIAR! :P
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Squinge on April 16, 2013, 11:40:45 pm No, no it wasn't, you stop lying biatch :P
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Jenna on April 16, 2013, 11:43:44 pm I'm not lying, you're lying, ass monkey.
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Squinge on April 16, 2013, 11:44:53 pm Ohnoyoudidn't
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Jenna on April 16, 2013, 11:53:29 pm ohyesidid
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Squinge on April 16, 2013, 11:59:50 pm fineworshipsyouandshushes
Title: Re: Hi All Post by: Jenna on April 17, 2013, 12:05:58 am thattadork.
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