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181	Simmers' Paradise / Sims Stories / Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!	on: October 26, 2006, 09:46:40 pm
Quote from: The Mule I'm caught up! How do you get the waiter to spill the food? I really enjoyed reading it! Hi Mule!! The waiter is just a frikkin' dork. I have no hack or anything to make him do that .... he just does. It could be that he works on a lot I built specifically for Ishkibibbapalooza, but I think it's just a random occurance. hehe...after the episode with Chris and the waiter, Chris actually had the fear of having food spilled on him! LOL Thank you for reading! And thank you for liking!

182	Simmers' Paradise / Sims Stories / Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!	on: October 26, 2006, 11:41:41 am
Quote from: Verly This is too funny. I'm sure we'll only see those two if they grow up to make Chris proud. lol. Hint: In Gen Two, look closely at the photos on the walls/mantels/shelves etc ... You may see them grow up!

183	Simmers' Paradise / Sims Stories / Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!	on: October 26, 2006, 01:05:13 am
Abbey in her new living room. I had everything set at a fabulous diagonal. She loves the green color scheme. A good view of her living room. However, I found out the hard way that the game doesn't let you sit and watch TV if it's diagonal. Hopefully the new expansion pack (being Pets) will address that. I don't have anything above Nightlife, so it will be awhile before I find out :-) Kent becomes an Ishkibibble. Damn ... you guys ready yet? Abbey won't give me any until we're married! Kent: I promise to honour and cherish you. I promise to treat you like an equal in all things ... Chris: No no no! No equality! She's a dame! Abbey: Daddy, shut up. Abbey: For my part, I vow to share things equally with you, honor and love you. I promise to uphold our vows until my dying day. Chris: Damned right you will honour him, Dame. Kent: Dad, shut up. Chris: Hrmph. Abbey: Psst. Kent? Do you think we managed to piss him off enough? Abbey: Here is a ring to show the world how much I love you. Kent: And here is my token to you, to prove to the world we are joined. Chris: Ownership tackle! Abbey and Kent: Dad, shut up! Kent: Our vows are complete. I am yours and you are mine. Equal partners as we walk through life. Chris: Oh. My. God. I'm having a heart attack. He can't be serious! Kent and Abbey: Dad. Shut. Up. BiBi: Kiss her already! Chris: BiBi, they don't need your help. BiBi: Equality rules! Chris: sob Chris: Are you finished yet? Can we get to the drinking part of this thing? Creator: I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now piss off your father. Time to cut the cake! Chris: Is that booze I see? Abbey: Here you go, my love. Kent: Thank you, darling. Chris: I need a drink. Watching Abbey gently feed Kent some cake, Chris downs one glass of champagne and pours another. But, Abbey being fun loving, smooshes the cake into Kent's mouth. The Bride and Groom laugh it off. The Father of the Bride has another drink. Kent: I would like to make a toast to my beautiful bride. May all our days be shared equally and with love. Chris: Are you trying to kill me? I need a drink. Chris: I give up. To Life, Love and Happiness! Everyone but Chris: To equality! Chris: It's a conspiracy. BiBi: Suck out his tonsils, Abbey! Abbey: With pleasure! Chris: Ew. BiBi: To having a cool older brother in law. And to pissing off Dad! As Kent and BiBi get to know one another, Abbey and Chris start to dance. Then it got weird. There is something not quite right about watching Father and Daughter dirty dancing. I would love to know what Kent is talking about!! With Kent and Abbey's wedding being a roof raiser, Chris and BiBi walk home (next door - you can see BiBi's Heir-Bug). Kent and Abbey go on their Honeymoon. Then come home, and Kent finally gets some. ... Is that a baby chime I hear? Kent massages the kinks out of Abbey's neck. Abbey eating for two. Resting for two in the newly re-modelled living room (so they can watch TV now) AAAH! The baby is twisted! And this, my friends, is what happens when you play the game at slowMotion 6. And the first two granddchildren of Chris Ishkibibble. This will be the last you see of them unless I get bored.

184	Simmers' Paradise / Sims Stories / End Transmission	on: October 25, 2006, 06:40:38 pm
Yeah ... MORE! I can only hope to aspire to your level!!!

185	Simmers' Paradise / Sims Stories / Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!	on: October 25, 2006, 02:01:58 pm
Sorry about the two deleted posts above. I'm have a hard time with the formatting. So, it may be a bit before part two is added.

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Simmers' Paradise / Sims Stories / Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!

on: October 25, 2006, 01:42:56 pm

Hey Nanny - Dame? You ate us out of house and home ... you're fired, and I'm going on vacation!

What's that?

You hope a satellite crushes my one true love?

*wibble*

You're too late ...

The green Heir-Dame asks old-Dame for advice.

"Oh Wendy-Lady, how do I take over the world?"

After a good session of Whoo Hoo with the Wife-Dame, she makes me a good plate of spaghetti.

Mmmm ... meat balls .... *drool*

Ack!

The Dee-Dee-Dame is possessed. Maybe I should have named her Linda. Or Blair. Or .. OMGWTF???

You ever feel like you are being watched?

Damn. I look good as a General. I'm off to my last day of work ... then VACATION!

The Ishkibibblets are old enough to not need a nanny. CreeJer needs to be shown how to deal with the dames.

That's where I step in.

*whine*

What's that noise?

'Tis my ride.

I'm a General donchaknow?

Oooo ... swanky.

All leather interior.

hehe

Let me manage the stick ...

You know ... I have a daughter who would just lurve you ...

What part of the ugly tree did you fall out of?

o.O

Chris is still messing with his stick...

Instead of cooking, the green Heir-Dame orders pizza. The delievery boy is ugly ... but not ugly enough.

I *know* there is better out there.

She's more into the food anyway.

Delivery dude? Is more interested in her.

I can't remember which ghost scared her, and pushed her into the platinum aspiration ... but why the hell does a green skinned dame have on a green swimsuit???

Goopy is active tonight!

Out he comes for a midnight show.

He's still ticked that we sold his stuff. Ah well, makes for great campfire stories.

It's time for the Abbey-Dame to become an adult.

In this pic, you can see that instead of going on vacation, Chris screwed up at work and was demoted to astronaut. Goof-ball. So, he's gotta work on it again.

However, the entire family and one friend is there to celebrate her transition.

OK, here we go!

Meh. Not much of a change. The clothes suck though. I think I am going to switch the cool stuff Kerie has with this.

She seems happy. And she didn't have a melt down that she didn't go to college.

Time to find her a man to take care of, and squeeze out some babies!

Artsy shot of the BiBi-Dame lighting a fire.

My favorite shot of BiBi.

Abbey called up the matchmaker and spent a good portion of her Daddy's money to find herself a hubby.

The Matchmaker came up with Kent something or other.

Yet she still manages to get into a fight with the resident Master Vampire in Downtown Ishkibibblapalooza.

As is a dame's way, she nags him until sunrise.

Meanwhile, BiBi and Kerie get into a dominance race, with Creejer looking on. Dee-Dee is oblivious, as usual.

Kerie gets a promotion to Astronaut ... the exact same career and position as Chris.

No trouble on the homefront there...

LOL

Kerie got a good look at the driver of her car.

Abbey has a makeover and invites Kent over for dinner.

No, he's not the main course. Dessert, yes. Main course, no.

... and in front of her father, setting him into a platinum mood, Abbey asks Kent to marry her.

**author's note: at this point my computer had a hissy fit. The entire thing crashed, and I'm thankful for backups. However, Chris went from a Family Sim to a Knowledge Sim, Abbey went from Pleasure Sim to Family, and it seems that BiBi stayed the same. So, if you notice a difference, that's why.**

Abbey decides, now that she is an adult, she wants to move out.

**notice how there is no furniture? yeah ... lost a lot in the meltdown. I'm pissed**

187	Simmers' Paradise / Sims Stories / Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!	on: October 25, 2006, 10:47:52 am
Yeah, they are cute aren't they? Wait until you see CreeJer as a teen. Might use him in a regular legacy LOL Hopefully I will fix episode 8 and have it up today. Keep your fingers crossed!

188	Sims 2 Community Downloads / Self-Sims / My selfsim	on: October 23, 2006, 05:38:19 pm
Wow ... Ancient ... hubba hubba. off to download the sim to do nefarious things to him ... er ... play nicely ... yeah that's it. Play

189

Simmers' Paradise / Sims Stories / Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!

on: October 23, 2006, 12:27:52 am

My little Heir-Dame is looking for answers from her other father. But, as she is just a dame, and a green one at that, he's not going to answer.

So she starts to work on her weaving project for school.

Maybe she's making something for her Daddy Dude.

I sent the wife up to the nursery to deal with the baby dame she squeezed out for heir purposes. Too bad she squeezed out cute twins.

So let's fling the little ankle biters into the air to scare them into their next age.

People think this is a happy home. It is. My only son Chris Junior - CreeJer - and I are well cared for by the harem of dames here.

A dame's touch.

Someone really needs to teach the Abbey dame to care for the kids. That's what she's here for. Sheesh. Kerie is failing at her post.

But she makes good pork chops, so I think I will keep her.

Calling up a nanny, as both the wife-dame and I work together. I solemnly swear I won't marry this old dame.

The heir-dame chats up Kennedy. Maybe she can work around his nose.

The house seems to change at the whim of the Creator. *shrug* As long as I have my tub, I don't care.

The teen-dames are regaling me with how they plan to enhance my gene-pool

And now, the heir-dame is off to the hospital where she works.

She will be Cheif of Staff someday ... and be in charge of the health and welfare of all Ishkibibblapalooza!!

MWAHAHAHA!!!

It's time for ChreeJer to grow into a child and his heritage.

The wife-dame spent all day baking a cake or two for the twins, and completely neglecting to bathe the smelly little ... tykes, yeah tykes.

Ew.

How the hell can she breathe?

Ew.

And CreeJer starts his transformation.

Not even close to being in the running. CreeJer, like me, is a handsome chap.

Why do I have to deal with the baby dame?

Damn.

Let's get it over with already.

Time to change ... and I don't mean your diapers, baby dame.

And we tossed another cute kid. Precocious little thing, isn't she?

190	Simmers' Paradise / Sims Stories / Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!	on: October 22, 2006, 05:46:39 pm
OK, quick update note here: I realize that the photos had disappeared for a couple of weeks. My apologies. They are back now and I am working on three more episodes that will be updated soon. Thanks for the PMs about the missing photos guys!

191	Sims 2 Community Downloads / Self-Sims / Sir. Cheatalot V.2 Self-Sim	on: October 17, 2006, 05:12:48 pm
Well well well .... looks like I can actually nail Sir Cheats with a waterballoon after all! evil laugh

192	Simmers' Paradise / Sims Stories / Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!	on: October 04, 2006, 04:55:50 pm
Thanks guys. I will be not able to update for a while, as I have to play to get more photos. Hopefully you all will stick around anyway.

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Simmers' Paradise / Sims Stories / Of Dudes and Dames - an UnBeautiful Legacy Story - Generation Two Episode One Now Up!

on: September 29, 2006, 01:26:20 pm

Oooo ... mini dame is getting a little porky. Time to get her on a diet!

But, not until mini dame becomes a teen dame. Looks like she will be doing this on her own....

Oh dear gods. She's in a school uniform? How boring!

Wow ... even though she grew up well, no one was really paying attention. I think the little green dame is heading to the fridge.

So, teen dame decided to go to Ishkibibblaplaza to get new clothes and something to eat.

Cookies to those who recognize where she is, what table she is at, and who is her waiter .... this does not bode well.

I knew this didn't bode well.

Freak.

And again, he's making cheap platitudes to make it up to her.

Dayum.

Teen dame did manage to get some food into her system. You know, it's a shame she's cute. She would have made an excellent heir. The dame has 'tude.

When she was done her shopping, her loving Daddy Dude giving her his credit card, she met up with ugly Alvin. Who couldn't care less about skiing, apparently.

Meanwhile, I had taken my co-worker Kerie out for dinner. I'm tired, I'm lonely, I'm horny.

She's nice looking, but I have my heir, so I just need a bed warmer. I wonder ...

Hey, dame? I have a question...

The name is Kerie, asswipe, but go on.

Yeah yeah ... whatever

Marry me?

Sure. What the hell. You're rich.

Come back to my place, oh new fiance of mine!

We shall be wed in the morning. Don't worry about the ghosts of my late wives.
I am loyal only to you until you die.

You know ... dudes don't like pink. Why are most of my wives into putting me into fugly clothes. All but Goopy.

Ahh ... Goopy.

Here wife. Eat.

But Chris! I'm a di ... mhumph ...

It's diabetic safe, wife. Do you think I want to lose another one on my wedding night? I have plans.

Oh how sweet!

Really? They said it wouldn't be.

o.O

It was just a saying, Chris.

Oh. HAHAHAHAHA!

Um. yeah.

Now that most of the guests have left, it's time for the family toast.

But first...let the kissing of the dude commence!

Kerie: To life, love and family!

Chris: To having a dame wait on me hand and foot!

Abbey: To my first kiss!

BiBi: To take over the world! huh? Again...where did that come from???

Now that Kerie seems to have disappeared ( o.O ) the family toasts its good fortune.

BiBi: Hey Abbey? Why did Daddy Dude get married again?

Abbey: Because he needs a dame to care for him.

Chris: Because I need you both to be trained properly.

Abbey: Don't worry about Dad, BiBi. I won't let him corrupt you.

BiBi: Thanks Abbey!

Apparently Wendy has issues with Chris getting married

THE DAY AFTER SHE DIED!!!

No matter how much she scared him ... the bugger wouldn't keel over from shock.
I think he's going to grow to be an ornery old geezer.

So Wendy decided to go off and bother other people.

Like Abbey ... a few minutes after Chris went to bed.

Notice how she is laughing? Evil ghost I tell you.

Then she turned her attentions to poor BiBi. Mind you, BiBi really enjoyed it LOL!

The next evening, BiBi went out and put the moves on Alvin. Even though she is still a child.

BiBi: Hey good looking. I'll be a teen in a few days...

Alvin: ew.

Aahh... a blissful home.

for now ...

XD

Damn ... Wendy is mad!!!

The group likes to invite over friends from school for tub and Mysh ... bingo parties.

The only one who didn't win anything during this game was Chris. Think the fates are trying to tell him something?

Yes, Kerie is still around. It's just that she and Chris were on opposite work schedules. Sucks to be them!

Thus ends Episode Six!

194	The Sims 3 / Sims 3 Buzz / What would you like to see In Sims3	on: September 27, 2006, 03:10:27 pm
Quote from: shander AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO CHANGE THE ******** SHOES!! :x That is exactly what I want too. I hate the fact that I can't find any meshes with running shoes instead of heels for female jeans. Boo.

195

Simmers' Paradise / Sims Stories / Episode Six point 2

on: September 27, 2006, 11:33:16 am

Wendy: I don't feel so good.

Abbey: Auntie Wendy? Are you OK?

Wendy: Yes, little one ... I'm ok. I'm just really tired.

Abbey: Oh no!! Auntie Wendy? Are you going to see Daddy Goopy?

Wendy: Yes, punkin. I'm going to see your Daddy Goopy.

Death: It's time. You've lived a good life, you've dealt with the Ishkibibble. You deserve rest.

Abbey: AUNTIE!! *cries*

Chris: Abbey, what's wrong? Hey ... hula dames!

Wait a minute....

Chris: Dude, you need to eat more. What's with the pokey thing?

Death: He's a real charmer, isn't he?

Wendy: He's a little misunderstood.

Death: I'm pushing for you to be cannonized.

Chris: NO!!! *sob*

Wendy: But I'm not packed!

BiBi: Wendylady! Please stay! *sob*

Wendy: I guess it's time. So ... um ... where are we going?

Death: That's for me to know and you to find out.

Wendy: But Chris can't survive without a dame to take care of him.

Death: Don't start. He's old. I'll be here for him soon.

Death: It's your time, Wendy. Just take the tiki drink and we can get out of here. Your first husband is waiting for you.

Wendy: You know, that's real tacky talking about my dead husband while my current one is sobbing right here with the kids.

Death: Honey, I hate to tell you this. You're dead. Gone. Kaput. Finito. Now hurry up, I have a nine o'clock over in Pleasantview.

Wendy: Damn. Alright. Just, can I say goodbye?

Death: They won't hear you. They can't see you anymore. Just let them go. Or you will be a nasty ghost.

Wendy: I can be a ghost?

Chris: Oh god why? Why do I lose all my wives?

Wendy: Aw... Chris.... I'm sorry.

Death: Can we get a move on please?

Wendy: Ok. *sigh* Let's go. My feet and back are tired. Girls, I will watch over you. Don't fall into your Dad's dame trap, OK?

Death: They can't hear you.

Wendy: Bite me.

Death: Ok God. Seven forty five coming in.

Wendy: *whispers* not if I can help it.

Death: Pardon?

Wendy: Oh nothing.

Chris: Oh god ... the crazy is coming ....

Chris: *a little crazy* Ding dong the dame is dead...

*wibble*

Abbey: The only mother I have ever known. I can't do this.

BiBi: The broad is gone ... now I can take over. *blink* Where did that come from?

Chris: It's ok Abbey. I'm here. You can still take care of me.

Chris: It's ok BiBi. Abbey will show you how to take care of me.

Cha-Ching!

Insurance money came in. Chris received $20,000 and Abbey recevied $1,000. BiBi didn't get anything.

BiBi: Why didn't the Wendylady leave me any money?

Chris: It's a dame's way. Give to the man, and hush money to the oldest. Learn it, live it.

With the insurance money, the Ishkibibble family invested in a mausoleum to house the family. The side on the right is for the heirs, with Chris' place at the head. The side on the left is for the spouses.

Goopy and Wendy's places of honour.

Chris: Good night Abbey. Sleep well. I'm sorry you are still too young of a dame to take care of your Daddy Dude properly.

Hey baby. How you doin'?

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