Definitely - Russian, Romanian, Italian ... One of them xD

If you could, would you be Batman's sidekick?

Team Bella-Should-Really-Jump-Off-A-Cliff

Sicilian Mafia or Thieves Guild?

Because she's clever and does her research

... Where do wizards go to have their babies?

You must have subconsciously done something quite mean to the Sandman.

Why can't Stephenie Meyer suck it up and read a real vampire novel?

(Thanks for the reccomendation - I'll definitely check it out. 8D)

Harry Potter/Twilight - because I'd love to see the reaction to sparkling vampires and magic bearers with wands who can't seem to dress normally.

Team Edward or Team Tyler's Van? (The kid's van that almost put Bella out of her misery.)

Have a dog as a pet.

Would you rather spend the night in a haunted house with your best friend or stay on a deserted island with a bunch of strangers?

It's because they want to experience the sensation of swimming in carbonated water and syrup.

Why don't dogs always land on their feet?

I couldn't agree with you more.

Drool worthy - Spew sounds gross and reminds me of Hermione's ridiculous house elf orgaization.

House Elves or Thestrals?

Because the cupboard gnomes are slowly stealing her braincells of logic, but have left yours alone.

Why do adults have the tendency to act like three-year-olds?

(Haha thanks. Maybe I'll work on that.)

Because they weren't like normal kids who wanted to run away from home an join the circus, and are therefore deprived or a sense of true self.

Why can't I sit down and type up this chapter?

Oh dear ..... I WOULD spend $200 on my parents, but .... I would RATHER spend the $100 on me.

Would you rather be a respected police detective, or a respected mystery writer writing about a police detective?

Because it's purdy - and distracts from the many other places it grows from.

Why am I so sleepy?

Beef

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin?

So that nail-biters don't run out of stuff to nom on too quickly.

Why does no one pay attention to Benvolio?

Because they're secretly shapeshiftable into humans and possess canine and human intelligence.

Why is Chemistry so much harder than Algebra?