Quote from: bungee_rope;501425
Who's chopping onions? I've got tears in my eyes.
Oh, sorry, that's me. -puts knife away-
Gawd, I used to TRY to write drama stories like this, and I tried to make one main character die or something. Two seconds later, backspacebackspacebackspace "AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER ON A FARM FULL OF PUPPIES AND SUNSHINE."