hahahaha that had me laughing so hard i was crying!! I want to hear my sims say boogersnot!!

I was laughing so hard the other day playing my game, that it made me cry

I have no idea why this happened. My sims didn't even know this old woman.She left a flaming doodie bag on their porch.


The marshmallow roaster has provided me with many laughs.The face the fireman keep smaking at them is priceless.

I had such a laugh the past few days playing sims. I got some great photos of weird faces and hilarious moments.


This guys wife got abducted by aliens, he was freaking out


Dina Caliente was at the home when the abduction happened, she found it to be hilarious.



The sim that was abducted. she pulled some outrageous faces on me afterward, I just thought this was amusing.

  hahaha those are hilarious, the idea to make a house of clones has ran through my mind but i just never got to doing it, it does seem fun. As long as i played sims 2 i have never killed a sim by drowning in the pool! That looks weird haha, i might do it.

Yesterday i decided to play around with Mrs. Crumpplebottom again. I created a new male sim in cas and movd him to the neighborhood then i summoned Mrs C and with a bit of cheating they soon were living together and in love. They never got married because its just impossible to marry that woman. But they did have 5 children!! Yes old Mrs C popped out 5 this time around. Well here are the results.

Her lover Blade Daine, their oldest child Damian, their eldest daughter Rosetta, their tripplets Brannon, Jarrod and Gretta.




Here are some very rare moments i captured. Turns out Mrs C really is nice deep down, she did love her kids even though she always lectured them.

Teaching little Gretta to walk



Teaching Gretta to talk.





I have no idea what she was trying to do here but it was funny.





After i had had enough of Mrc C i decided to off her. I decided Death By Flies was good.





During her death one of her sons was quite upset and started crying like a baby over it, her lover Blade was on the floor in aspiration failure over her death.






and......all that remains of Mrc C.

  those are hilarious especially 3, 5, and 8.




Ehh you can interpret your own meanings for these












(Aww but i dont like those flowers)

  Buttwash? hahaha that one cracked me up ( no pun intended ) I was eating a cookie when i read that!! I have got to start paying attention to my sims words.

I laughed so hard seeign the title of this thread and even harder after reading it

  you guys really hit the nail right on the head with these. Im sitting here laughing and agreeing.

My sims pet peeves.

When one of the children comes home from school with an (A) on their report card they run into the house to one of their parents yelling with excitement waving the paper around. i always have to turn the speakers down i get tired of hearing them.



When i work so hard setting up a sims wedding them when i have the wedding party started and im clicking the arch to begin their ceremony they stand their stomping their feet complaining something is in their way, when nothing at all is there but the arch!!


When i have my sims invite friends over and they go to the hotub and they wont leave! they end up sitting in the hottub all night!!

When the vampires keep walking outside during the day and just standing there or stalking around while they are smoking and about to catch fire!!


When sims keep walking past the bathroom while another sim is in their and they get this little thought bubble above their head with that sim with a line through it


Guests keep clogging the toilets in the bathrooms.

Guests keep peeing themselves at parties ( it does make me laugh when other sims point and laugh at them )

The nanny keeps laying the baby on the floor then going to the kitchen to bake a cake instead of taking care of the baby.

After a sim has a feud with another sim and they kick them out or break up with them, that sim keeps coming by their home kicking over the trashcan, stealing the gnomes or stealing their newspapers.


When children keep showing up at my adult sim nightclubs!! ( maybe i should kill off all children townies)


When sims drop what they are doing to go run to the space where a former objects sat that i just deleted and they start complaining and crying and whining because its gone .

Some people are just filled with such hate and anger that they throw it at anybody and everybody. I know how you feel, my dad and older sister said pretty mean things to me my whole life about weight issues. But now im a different person and can honestly say im happy with myself. Just let negative comments go right over your head, when you feel happy with yourself other people will notice that confidence.

nothin wrong with a little pudgy you still look beautiful.

My new sim Tiara feeling a bit frustrated with her new computer. poor girl i know how you feel 
She made me laugh when she made that little grimmace.

I love it!!! thanks so much!!

I like this, very pretty.