All the photographs are great!. PoppieSkat, your pics are awesome. Carlwashere, you draw wonderfully. I'd like to post mine but I'm afraid they are not as good as yours by far. 

371-Make sure that you carry not only a catholic cross in your vamp-repellent kit but all sort of religious symbols. You never know what kind of religion he/she used to practice before h/s changed. I.e.: The Star of David doesn’t work on a Buddhist, only on jewish vamps, so use a Buddhist Wheel of Dharma. Note: If the vampire was an atheist you are scr-beep-wd.

372-Catholic churches are always full of dangerous creatures (don’t misunderstand me, I’m talking about zombies, demons -from the underworld-, “lickers”...) but nobody knows about mosques, synagogues or Shintoists temples. You can give them a try.

373-If you know that the psycho is close don’t run or hide, pretend that you are already dead and pray to God that he doesn’t feel like finishing you off. This technique also works with wild bears.

374-Do not read ancient leather books, written in latin or another old language, out loud. You could be reading The Gallic Wars by Julius Cesar as well as some sort of satanic ritual in order to summon a hunch of blood-thirsty demons.

375-If a werewolf is about to attack you, don’t run, they love chasing humanburgers. Just lie down on your back, pee on your pants and show your bare neck as an act of submission. If it works with dogs and wolves it could do it with weres.

376-Rednecks are cannibals. Avoid them

347-Keep your cell charged always.

348-If you see a scarecrow, burn it.

349-Don’t bleach your hair. Fake blondes use to die first.

350-Check the backseat of your car before you get in.

351-Before you open your closet, take an uzi and fire until you are sure that’s there was nothing but clothes inside. It's an expensive habit but safe.


352-Choose carefully what stereotype you want to belong. Preps die first. Goths, punks and rockers, for instance, usually last a bit longer. Nerds and geeks are a good option if you want to die the latest, but if you do want to survive be the freak.


353-Do not trust guys who talk a lot about their mommas.

354-If you have to stay in a motel, don’t use the bathroom. Whether you need to pee, poo or have a shower do not go there. Dirty pants are better than a dirty grave.

355-Never say, for instance:
  •   'Hello? /Is anybody there? / Yoohoo?'
  •   'We are gonna die'
  •   'I don’t believe that crap'
  •   'I buy UNICEF cards at Christmas, give blood every week and donated all my organs in order to save orphan's lives.'
  •   'Aaaaaw! What a cutie little girl!'
  •   'Lorna is a beetch, that’s why I made out with her boyfriend.'
  •   'Let’s go to the spa!'
  •   'Bloody Mary'. Instead say 'daughter of Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon' or 'cocktail containing vodka, tomato juice, and usually other spices or flavorings'. Depends on the situation and where you are.
  •   'Keep running! I’ll distract them!'

357-Shoot first, ask later. No matter if you killed the wrong person just be sure that you finish him/her/them off.

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