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I'm following some basic ones, no aging cheats, and no money cheats, but otherwise game play is pretty much up to me. I hope you enjoy!Hello Mortals. What? I had to say something other than 'Hello Earthlings.' It's SO overdone. So what if I'm mortal too? My name is Starlight Johnson. Johnson is the chosen name given to me by the mothership, they thought it was the most normal. *eye roll* Normal. Look at me. How they expect me to blend in down here is beyond me. I look like a fish out of water. I guess I better get started on my mission. As you can tell, I'm not a happy camper.
Founder: Starlight Johnson
Aspiration: Knowledge
LTW: Become Mad Scientist
Star Sign: Virgo
Likes hard working blondes, hates stink.
I was plopped down on earth, of all places, to spread my seed. I don't mean that in the literal sense, of course, as I was given the female organs by the mothership. So I suppose I was placed here to find some MALE who will help me procreate. The only companion I was given by the mothership is this earth cat I named Moon. Quite the odd, disgusting looking thing.
This is the house I was given by the mothership.
I did not, under any circumstances, want this mission. However, when the mothership says jump, you better be 10 feet off the ground or there will be hell to pay. So here I am. No friends. No family. No money. Just this little crap house in this little crap neighborhood. I don't even get my own name! The mothership thought Ooshtimatinotawo Hosayouteryerye Gurmnaitiuons Felitimatititiititititititit was going to be too hard to pronounce by the earth people. Stupid creatures, you earthlings are.
Alright, you've got me. Your cats are really rather endearing.
I started out like any human would after being tossed into a vacant house and being told to fend for themself. I got a job, and started skillbuilding. Nothing interesting happened the first few days, a couple promotions. Finally, I got high enough in my career that I couldn't proceed without making a friend. I had avoided it fo long enough, it was time to start my real mission.
PLEASE TAKE ME BACK HOME!!!
After my little freakout, I sat down on my computor to try internet dating. I met someone named Luc, who had the best looking DNA I could hope to find on eath. I invited him over, trying to not let my nerves get the best of me. How does one ask to borrow anothers DNA?
Apparently my earth body was attracted to him.
He got a makeover, and was looking even better. Moon seemed to like him too.
I tried my hand at flirting, and he seemed to enjoy it. Moon: "Why is that man in the picture?"
He was extremely seductive. I had just met him ten minutes before this! (I absolutely love ACR)
He said he wouldn't have children with anyone without first being married. I decided that was fine, because I would simply get rid of him after the birth of a suitible heir. So I proposed. And he moved in. With 4000 simoleans. So much for liking hard workers.
Founder: Starlight Johnson
Aspiration: Knowledge
LTW: Become Mad Scientist
Star Sign: Virgo
Likes hard working blondes, hates stink.
I was plopped down on earth, of all places, to spread my seed. I don't mean that in the literal sense, of course, as I was given the female organs by the mothership. So I suppose I was placed here to find some MALE who will help me procreate. The only companion I was given by the mothership is this earth cat I named Moon. Quite the odd, disgusting looking thing.
This is the house I was given by the mothership.
I did not, under any circumstances, want this mission. However, when the mothership says jump, you better be 10 feet off the ground or there will be hell to pay. So here I am. No friends. No family. No money. Just this little crap house in this little crap neighborhood. I don't even get my own name! The mothership thought Ooshtimatinotawo Hosayouteryerye Gurmnaitiuons Felitimatititiititititititit was going to be too hard to pronounce by the earth people. Stupid creatures, you earthlings are.
Alright, you've got me. Your cats are really rather endearing.
I started out like any human would after being tossed into a vacant house and being told to fend for themself. I got a job, and started skillbuilding. Nothing interesting happened the first few days, a couple promotions. Finally, I got high enough in my career that I couldn't proceed without making a friend. I had avoided it fo long enough, it was time to start my real mission.
PLEASE TAKE ME BACK HOME!!!
After my little freakout, I sat down on my computor to try internet dating. I met someone named Luc, who had the best looking DNA I could hope to find on eath. I invited him over, trying to not let my nerves get the best of me. How does one ask to borrow anothers DNA?
Apparently my earth body was attracted to him.
He got a makeover, and was looking even better. Moon seemed to like him too.
I tried my hand at flirting, and he seemed to enjoy it. Moon: "Why is that man in the picture?"
He was extremely seductive. I had just met him ten minutes before this! (I absolutely love ACR)
He said he wouldn't have children with anyone without first being married. I decided that was fine, because I would simply get rid of him after the birth of a suitible heir. So I proposed. And he moved in. With 4000 simoleans. So much for liking hard workers.
To be continued. I love comments, so let me know if you like it!
