Granted, but you're the one nobody remembers and a Creole woman eats you in a soup.

I wish for a floating car.

463. You can have violent, neck snapping sex if your lover happens to be a regenerative creature
464. Double bitted hatchets are REALLY sharp
465. If you lynch it, it will kill (Candyman, Hatchet, Nightmare on Elm Street, ...)
466. If the weird kid wins prom king or queen, get the hell out of there now!
467. Vampires have a weird blur that follow them.

granted, but you eat it with fava beans and a nice ciante before popping it in.

I wish i had a tattoo

457: Virgins can die now, so live it up, hookers!
458: If you work for a bank or loan office, give the nasty gypsy woman the extension, or suffer the hell curse she unleashes on you
459: If you're in a Sam Raimi film that ISN'T spider-man, and you happen to be the main character, you're STILL doomed!
460: Don't ever go to New Orleans (unnabridged: zombies, deformed hillbilly killers, Parisian vampires, snakes inhabited by the spirits of devils, deadly and vengeful spirits, et al...)
461: Lawnmower plus zombies equals ballroom of gore

granted,but your limbs fall of and now can't use it!

I wish i had an awesome computer for the Sims 3

Sven

Glynis

Granted, but the objects move YOU!

I wish I had fangs

Oksana

Theron

Talena

Idris

Lupé

Granted, but you will never awake again! (dun-dun-DUN!!!!)

I wish Twilight fans would just shut up!

Delinda, oh, someone forgot W.

Winona