also, as a side note...
in game, the nanny actually DID take a piss on the floor and for my own amusement i made jamie play in it xD

Prologue

Jamie Love was an ordinary girl. She was 8 years old and lived in a nice house with her parents Daniel and Demi Love. (you know, the policewoman in Pleasantview with the braids that fines you 500 sim bucks if you bug her) However, Jamie thought differently than all of the other kids. She liked to think hard and experiment, get messy. So here we start. >_>

~ Part 1 - my first entry~

I wonder what happened before I was born. I only have a couple of pictures of then, and they're all of Mom and Dad. I care about the subjects of those pictures as much as I care about Heath Ledger. In other words, I want to learn about exciting things, not this load of junk everyone calls "precious" or "memories". So here they are, my crappy old pictures of who-knows-when.



Woo. Wedding photo. Who cares.



I always wonder why people find such fascination in pictures of this subject.



This is the only one I found funny. My parents accidentally took a picture of when the nanny peed all over the floor and I was wading in it.

Mhmm. So from here you can kinda tell that Jamie is pretty bored with that generic stuff that everyone pushes on her. She wants more to life.

I'll continue this if it gets good reviews and I feel like it. >_> So don't get your hopes up, as I am one lazy lardbutt.

Two words.

Epic win.

...wow

This is a sim. Duh. She is called Neekawanamanawoma.

Esme, Luke, Myalaria, Eliza, and Dorothy Cheese. o_O

I'd go to university, kill everyone, ressurect all of them as zombies, and then let my ZOMBIE ARMY take over the world!

o_o cheese

^^
I like the pattern on the shoes.

the inteenimater

Requires Squinge's pregnant sims wear all.
 
Model= Human guinea pig Starlette.
 
I know it looks bad, but it's my first recolour of the inTEENimater outfit.
 
^_^ the shoes are blue!

Well, this was for another forum, but...

My name is Sofia! ^_^

^^ cute!