Yeaaaaaa!!!!! Another story to be tortured with...  
 
Let all give a   :cheers:  
 
 I am not worthy :worship:   :happy8:

Thats what I am here for Aliwag is to make you chuckle..

And now if I may I would like to suggest the theme song this tale of unrequited love, betrayel and murder. To Our Wonderfully Evil Mistress of the Pen... Thats you Flid.... I present you with...

Cheer up, Vaneesa.  You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a wistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...
 
(the music fades into the song)
 
...always look on the bright side of life!
(whistle)
 
Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,
 
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...
 
(whistle)
Come on!
 
(other start to join in)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)
 
For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!
 
So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
 
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!
 
And always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_scripts/bright.asp

please update...

Keller dead now not dead.... Aww cmon. Let the poor dumb ox die already.. Oh wait then how would he be tortured some more?? Sorry
O Mighty Mistress of Evil.. My bad. Do carry on... Muwahahahahaha
 
And Alliwag. Me sarcastic?? Naww not ~me~. I am only sarcastic on days ending in Y never on any other day...

Sorry to hear of your troubles Flid. I do hope that you can get your computer fixed. :\
 
~awwww~ Keller is dead what a shame. And Mark is not much longer for this world.  Now is the time for Bexley to do the rin tin tin or at least a lassie. At least Ethan hasn't shot Vanessa yet. ~Yet~
Muhahahahaha

Yes bungee rope, it must be graciously insane 9 out of ten  xatrians agree with you.. the tenth one we shot. Had to, really. Kept insisting that we all wear funny hats. Against the rules don't you know. xartrians are mute. So we knew he couldn't really be graciously insane....

coming to a post near you.. A melt down... watch as a middle age man talks to mute invisble aliens and carries on as though the world was just an illusion  to the reality of the fantasy.  You have been warned... lock up your wives, lock up your parakeet.. parakeet? Never mind just do it. The bird is out and flying is not a pleasent sight.

We need an update Flid. Pleaseee!!!!! Evil Mistress... or is that Mist... now don't start that..Never mind.. Just update please Flid....

Hello1 Umm where is it.. I would at least look at what you labored so hard to make... Even if you have decided not to upload your creation.

And the forecast is... A melt down on the horizon... Followed by a long visit with the invisible xatrians dance troupe...
 
Now look Flid I know you are evil , but we insanely gracious, or is that garciously insane, hmmm either way.... have been patient enough... I have held off on the melt down, but tax season is almost over and we need.. I say need, an update soon...
 
Thank you for your support... :smt117

Cool story so far. Looking forward to the next update.

I Hope that Mark does survive and get a chance at being happy. Though I think that the only ones that should survive might be Robin. Personally I think that unless that mutt does something on the scale rin tin tin or lassie he doesn't deserve to live either.

Great update Flid.

A Happy Easter or Oestara to all from my family, Elite Commando Princesses and the Invisble Xatrians.

 
Yeppers and welcome to the melt down as we all wait for the update. Flid is Our Most Evil Mistress and she will take you to the hieghts and drops you to the very bottom.
 
By the way Flid please update soon...   Or I will to have a melt down again.....  :chainsaw:

ohh I think Keller is going for a fall here... Flid I know you.. Nothing good can come from this.... If history be a guide here. I think Keller is going to be in a lot pain soon...
 
Isn't that righttt precioussssss FFliidd is sooo evil.. She hurrttss the Poorr Keller and we chucklessss.......  
 
And now for something completely different.......
 
I was out picking a :cherry: when it occurred to me that I have a lot of occurances...

I will pay, I solemnly swear, on the second Tuesday of next week......
 
 
Deal??
 
:goodjob: I love it

Wonderful work.  I love 'em