You Are Down to Earth Fun



You are the type of person who really enjoys life. You have simple tastes and keep your expectations low.
When it's time to let loose, you find a way to kick back. You find it easy to relax.

Your friends can count on you to be practical and no nonsense. Everyone appreciates that you live a drama free life.
It hasn't been a good night unless everyone has had fun. You're happy if your friends are happy.

The Pub Food Test

Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity
      

China

tpam has a cartoon avatar.

Because they are incecure and can't accept the fact that we're cooler than them. 

Why does 2 + 2 = 5 ?

*Recieves the key to the stage door*

*Inserts 2 odd socks*

Granted, but he will be so two dimensional.

I wish I was able to run again.

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Vanilla or Chocolate?
Edit: Icecream!

I'm just going to play innocent and say I enjoy playing pool.

I have never had a bone fracture.

School. Those darn kids don't know how good they got it.

Would you rather holiday in Europe or Asia?

Never heard of it. 

TSBM isn't wearing shoes.

The song is called: 'Bottle'
A song for the alcoholics out there, It is quite sad and I have always found it beautiful.
It is by Paul McDermott and was often sung with the two other Doug Anthony All Stars.
Mr Paul is a incredible singer and it is really worth a listen but I would advise caution if your going to look it up, as he also sings some comedy songs with are not meant for young ears, or even old ears... seriously there’s no going back, innocence is something you can't get back, so If anyone would like to hear it without the danger of coming across something physiologically damaging let me know and I will link you.
There is also a second song called: 'All My Days' Which is also beautiful, but I won't post it here because it contains a swearword.


A stinking sun burned me awake
Through the shattered windowpane
I recalled through the eyes of claret red
He had taken me again
And the hair of the dog revives me
But I find it hard to swallow
It's a marriage made in heaven between me and the bottle

A thousand words fell through my hands
And the room just spinned
This sodden mattress holds my heart
And he cradles my regrets
I'll read it once again
For he knows that I'll not follow
It's a marriage of convenience between me and the bottle

So King Alcohol's come back
With the traffic's mournful cry
And he swaggers, drunk and skinful
Through my throat all parched and dry
And if I should die before I wake
I pray the Lord my soul to take
Then I could rest
And never wake again in sorrow
It's a marriage on the rocks between me and the bottle

NOT COOL !!

(The above is the second thing I said. The other thing was also two words, but I shall not repeat it.)


Edit: I also seem to have bitten a chunk of flesh out of the side of my mouth. 

'Minnie the Moocher' - Cab Calloway. 

The Blues Brothers   

I suspect the sim franchise's fate was sealed way back when Will Wright left.