Hilarious thread. It reminded me of the weirdest thing that happened in my game, although it was probably a glitch or a mod conflict or something. I had this set of teen twin boys who both transitioned to adult, only one transitioned normally and the other reverted back to a baby, but had an adult's body. Imagine my surprise when his twin brother picked him up and started carrying him over to the fridge! I'm laughing about it now, but I was really creeped out at the time and immediately quit the lot without saving. When I reloaded, they both transitioned normally, thankfully.
That actually reminds me of another time, which was once again probably caused by some mod conflict or something. When I loaded one of my lots, the first thing that happened was that the baby got up out of the crib and floated in mid air and autonomously got the mail. Another creepy sight!
Not sure if this will work or not because I haven't put all my CC back in the game, but there's a "fish anywhere" object at mts2 that you might be able to place in the ocean. Here's the link. It's actually quite useful for fishing off of docks.