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Title: The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway Post by: sofia97733 on February 02, 2008, 06:38:22 pm Prologue
Jamie Love was an ordinary girl. She was 8 years old and lived in a nice house with her parents Daniel and Demi Love. (you know, the policewoman in Pleasantview with the braids that fines you 500 sim bucks if you bug her) However, Jamie thought differently than all of the other kids. She liked to think hard and experiment, get messy. So here we start. >_> ~ Part 1 - my first entry~ I wonder what happened before I was born. I only have a couple of pictures of then, and they're all of Mom and Dad. I care about the subjects of those pictures as much as I care about Heath Ledger. In other words, I want to learn about exciting things, not this load of junk everyone calls "precious" or "memories". So here they are, my crappy old pictures of who-knows-when. (http://i29.tinypic.com/atksus.png) Woo. Wedding photo. Who cares. (http://i28.tinypic.com/x27wno.jpg) I always wonder why people find such fascination in pictures of this subject. (http://i28.tinypic.com/s33pzq.jpg) This is the only one I found funny. My parents accidentally took a picture of when the nanny peed all over the floor and I was wading in it. Mhmm. So from here you can kinda tell that Jamie is pretty bored with that generic stuff that everyone pushes on her. She wants more to life. I'll continue this if it gets good reviews and I feel like it. >_> So don't get your hopes up, as I am one lazy lardbutt. Title: The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway Post by: sofia97733 on February 02, 2008, 07:45:08 pm also, as a side note...
in game, the nanny actually DID take a piss on the floor and for my own amusement i made jamie play in it xD Title: The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway Post by: lulzitsmichy on February 02, 2008, 10:00:51 pm LOLOLOLOL thtz so gei
Title: The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway Post by: sofia97733 on February 02, 2008, 10:42:59 pm Quote from: lulzitsmichy;1121110 LOLOLOLOL thtz so gei michele <3 Title: The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway Post by: Stelio Kontos on February 03, 2008, 09:28:34 am I <3 your extremely long and rambling on-and-on story title.
Sonds like something I'd write. Title: a second entry Post by: sofia97733 on February 03, 2008, 02:48:38 pm ~Entry 2~
(http://i27.tinypic.com/200ecna.jpg) Ah! Crap! Some idiot decided to attract roaches to our house by kicking over the trashcan, and now Dad and I have the flu! I mean, seriously. What the hell? Why do people even do that? (http://i31.tinypic.com/zjbipz.jpg) At around 7 AM on Sunday I was studying cooking. Mom says it's important and all that. I don't get her. (http://i25.tinypic.com/15frv35.jpg) And to top all of this crap off, Mom just said she was having twins. I promptly had a spaz. That is all. ~Jamie. duhduhduhduh... you are left in suspense, what happens next? >;o Title: third entry Post by: sofia97733 on February 03, 2008, 03:21:50 pm ~entry 3~
(http://i31.tinypic.com/igmhb9.jpg) Dad dragged us out to the park yesterday. It bored me. (http://i31.tinypic.com/2e5po5w.jpg) So today I found Mom asleep in a recliner with a bad look on her face. However, I didn't care as I had around 3,000 pages of homework to finish. Literally! (http://i30.tinypic.com/11w6liq.jpg) When I got home from school the next day, I saw the nanny, whom I now called Gramma Retard, with a weird look on her face. She said that in a few days I was in for a surprise. So in three days, I walked into the bathroom after school only to see a big, fat, smelly baby on the floor. I threw a bar of soap at its foot and it started to whine. I promptly got the hell out of there. Title: The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway Post by: lulzitsmichy on February 03, 2008, 03:48:29 pm omg i love gramma retard, can i steal her from you please.
Title: The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway Post by: sofia97733 on February 03, 2008, 03:53:04 pm Quote from: lulzitsmichy;1122034 omg i love gramma retard, can i steal her from you please. lolk xD Title: The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway Post by: lulzitsmichy on February 03, 2008, 03:53:51 pm kliek just OMG
Title: The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway Post by: Lola136 on February 04, 2008, 04:27:13 pm Gramma Retard LOL
Title: Six Years Since The First Entry. Post by: sofia97733 on February 05, 2008, 09:27:37 pm Yeah. So I lost this when I was eight, almost nine. I found this between the foldout footrest on the recliner-- we finally un-stuck it.
(http://i25.tinypic.com/24m6bzr.jpg) Mom's making me dress up for my graduation party. I'm going into high school, and then I will be a teenager. :D (http://i26.tinypic.com/ojl99h.jpg) ...and Dad started a cooking fire... yay... I guess I won't update this a lot... SimCity school gives me a lot of homework, so I guess I'll just keep this in a safe spot for soon... Title: Let's skip another 5 years in time, shall we? Post by: sofia97733 on February 05, 2008, 09:50:17 pm Yes. We've had a great big timeskip here. But c'mon. The excitement starts here.
(http://i29.tinypic.com/fncps5.jpg) My mom hugged the crap out of me as soon as I left for college. My sisters, Danielle, Rainelle, and more recently, Tara waved goodbye as my dad beckoned my mom into the car and bolted off. I was on my own now. But not for long... I hope. D: Title: Some People... Post by: sofia97733 on February 06, 2008, 07:34:21 pm Some people at my college are too odd for words.
(http://i30.tinypic.com/14ad7bq.jpg) Saw this guy on campus today. He was born with acute sagging-eyebrows-and-bloody-huge-lips syndrome and was then abducted and "pollinated" by aliens. (http://i31.tinypic.com/2v1q0t2.jpg) Eventually that guy had to drop out to take care of his alien offspring and this new guy, coincidentally an alien moves in. I tried to talk to him but he didn't know a lot of Simlish. I think he likes me though. He's got that creepy look in his eyes. Title: The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway Post by: sofia97733 on February 06, 2008, 07:54:43 pm (http://i28.tinypic.com/2zjc1uh.jpg)
So we liked each other. We like, kissed as some ************************** filmed the whole thing through a misty camera lens. After that we sued the guy and I won 50 million Simoleons. Wow. I should do that again. Title: Things Go By Pretty Freaking Fast Post by: sofia97733 on February 06, 2008, 09:39:00 pm (http://i31.tinypic.com/29cmers.jpg)
And so now I'm engaged to an alien. God, this is an old diary. It's even got 10-year-old pretzels in the binding from back when I got it wedged between the footrest and the seat of that recliner. I ate one of them out yesterday. I threw up into a bottle of shampoo which just happened to be on my lap for no reason. After that I switched it with Linda's. She still hasn't noticed that she has partly-digested rotting pretzels on her head. I laughed. Hard. Title: The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway Post by: lulzitsmichy on February 07, 2008, 09:30:00 pm i have that hair and your girl looks scary!! when will gramma retard come back in the story??
Title: So Then, Fancy A Big Fat Timeskip? Post by: sofia97733 on February 07, 2008, 10:01:00 pm Crap, I'm ruining the quality of this story. My friend wanted me to make them graduate, so I did.
Today was the worst day of my life. I'd been married to that alien-dude for a month and then, he just died. He had told me earlier that day, "I sit outside now, is being okay?" I replied, "Watch out, I've heard the pollination-tech aliens have started to kill anyone who strays away from the home planet. If you see them, run, okay?" (http://i25.tinypic.com/2qcmddu.jpg) Excuse the plumbbob, I was lazy. I saw something take him from the sky. Instead of dumping him back dead, the UFO flew back and dumped nothing out, but I swear I saw a thin outline of someone... (http://i30.tinypic.com/2zsxssi.jpg) I tried to calm myself. It was impossible. Pleasantview had absolutely no laws protecting aliens. In fact, the town had a few laws against them. If they died, big deal. It was just rotten luck. I began to think about that faint outline. What if, just what if, he had been returned in spirit to Earth? I thought. Sometimes I could just see him wandering around, even in a couple hours since his kidnapping. I could see him trying to return to normal. I could hear him trying to live the life that ended 60 years too soon. I was afraid. To Michele, I'm sorry, but Gramma Retard has lived her life too long and is now dead. Dead dead dead. Well, not really, but 15 years is probably too much for someone with such a great age and with an IQ as low as hers. Title: I Love Pudding Post by: sofia97733 on February 08, 2008, 04:15:16 pm (http://i29.tinypic.com/iclr13.jpg)
After a couple months of being sad I got over it. And now I like pudding. I really like pudding. I really, really looooove pudding. Pudding with cheese, I love my pudding with cheese. puddddddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggg Title: Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! Post by: sofia97733 on February 08, 2008, 09:35:32 pm I eventually had a son. Pudding. I called him Taylor. Pudding.
I also lost my fondness of pudding after eating 1,337 cups of it. Then, I saw Taylor floating near the refrigerator. I then saw Posessed Alien Ghost Dude carrying him. Yes. He was actually there. Not haunting, exactly, but helping. This made me happy. (http://i26.tinypic.com/71qknl.jpg) Taylor did not look much like an alien. But he was still half alien. So now this is weird, I'm living with an alien ghost. However, he helps out a lot. I hope he stays here. Title: The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway Post by: sofia97733 on February 08, 2008, 10:15:52 pm Okay, my game went all POOF and crashed without saving. So now Taylor's not born yet. >_> Hope for an update soon.
Title: Crashes? Whatever. Post by: sofia97733 on February 08, 2008, 10:33:32 pm Yup. I opened up the game again and made Taylor be born again.
________________________ So anyways, I was walking around that day with Taylor, who is now a toddler. The ghost still walks my house to this date, but he seems to be fading away. Life is odd that way. (http://i30.tinypic.com/27wrssj.jpg) I've started to do my hair up because it makes me look more mature. What do you think, diary? ~Jamie. Title: The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway Post by: lulzitsmichy on February 09, 2008, 04:04:11 pm pudiiiiinnnngggggggg
make a posessed gramma then : O:O :O tht throws snowballs at her daughter when shes standing naked outsiiideeee hehe what a silly girl :O:O Title: The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway Post by: sofia97733 on February 09, 2008, 05:31:29 pm Alright, I'm not gonna update this story very frequently anymore because I'm writing a story that I find more interesting now. D:
Title: The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway Post by: Lola136 on February 10, 2008, 01:17:10 pm PUDING LoL
Title: The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway Post by: stardrog on February 16, 2008, 01:47:04 pm thats awesome!!!!!!
Title: The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway Post by: aurorita_1788 on April 17, 2008, 05:02:54 pm Damn... You made me get interested with this... I didn't think this would happen
lol XD Title: The Diary Of Someone You Don't Care About But You Still Decided To Read This Anyway Post by: sofia97733 on April 17, 2008, 06:34:22 pm LOL WUT U DOIN HERE BOIII CANT U SEE THIS STORY IZ DEAD BOIIII
yeah, um... my old stories here aren't gonna be updated because I use a new user account on my comp and well, I've lost interest in this, lol >.> |