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because they have wiskers

why is the enterprize designated uss but the federation is  the uff

Yes. Yes you have.

Why do I think skittles don't count as breakfast?

Because they are, stop lying to yourself XD

Why don't I still have sound?! DX

Because your computer wants to tone out the world.

Why does my back hurt so badly all the time?

Because its rebelling against you.

Why am I so afraid of being loved?

Cuz love can be complicated :p You gotta take a few hits before you find good love ;D

Why is it that I'm losing weight everywhere except my hips? :mad:

because you don't jog.

How come I can eat anything and i'm still same weight?(not a bad thing XD)

Because you're just like me.

Why does my head hurt?

Women have curves, hun.

Because you ate really cold ice cream.

Why do I have a canker sore?

I agree with Jamie. Wholeheartedly.  ;D

Because after you get them once, they like to come back. After you get it, it's pretty much part of your system. Usually not nearly as strong as the first breakout.

Who is going to be the first person to make a pig fly?

Homer Simpson. He already made a spiderpig. :P

Why am I always shaking now?

Are you cold? I don't know.

How did I forget how horrible HW was?

Because holidays do that to ya.

Why do I miss my school work?

It's made you feel guilty for leaving it all alone....

Why do both living and dead sims watch and cheer me and my sim-husband on while we're sleeping?

Because he's sexy and they want to sleep in the same bed as him too.

Why is my baby girl so farty?

Girls can be gross too.

Why do I have to go to school? I'm finally inspired!

Because the school administration is insane.

Why are kids forced to go to school every weekday just about 9 months a year, when they generally don't learn crap? Especially in my state.

Somehow, a lot of people don't believe that kids have lives, and can't nor shouldn't be confined to school.

Why should I have to wait six more long weeks before I officially become a senior? Seriously, I'm finished with being a junior!

Because schools think that being a senior is this highly covetted status and don't want to let people use the status until 100% necessary.

Why did I hate school so bad as a kid? A lot of teenagers like it, but I never could?

You're not alone in that aspect. Many kids begin to hate school once they enter seventh grade.

Where's James Bond when you need him? >:(

In bed with Halle Berry.

Why am I so sarcastic?

Because sarcasm is the fruit of humor.

Why does Rosie have such a pretty smile?

Because girl have pretty smile and long eye lashes :)


Why can't I find creator feedback forum here?( I'm blind today...)

It's playing hide and seek :cool:


Why are my neighbors watching me?

they think your sexy :3

Why can't I find decent unfurnished house?...

Because house-makers are furniture tycoons.

Why do people think Megan Fox is so hot? She used to be kinda pretty, but now she looks like a fake plastic bimbo.

I don't think any celebrity is hot.

Why do I always cry when Tybalt dies, but not when romeo and Juliet? WHY?! Seriously, it is getting annoying that I cry for all the wrong reasons...

(I know! I know! Oo, I know! Its cause most people like fake plastic bimbos! Just look at how popular Barbie is.)

Because Tybalt is awesome whereas Romeo and Juliet aren't. (I don't like Romeo and Juliet.. nor do I like Edward or Bella for that matter)

Why do my parents think its weird that I like the Twilight series but not Edward and Bella.

Because they don't notice that Edward and Bella suck just as bad as the actors that play them.

Why are some people in this world so stupid?

Because they are so busy being stupid themselves

Why are girls t-shirts so tight now?

Because there are so many sluts.

Why is my "cami" crushing my lungs and leaving red lines on my chest?

It's too small.

Why am I always so tired?

I swear I posted in this thread o_O

Because motherhood is tiresome(I'd imagine)

Why does the only few chores I do have to do today seem like a lot?...

(You almost made me spit pizza all over my drawing with the Barbie joke, Steph. Just though I'd let you know. Drawing's untouched. XD)

Because you don't feel like doing them. Think about it, would you mind a giant list of things to do at a theme park? Not in the least. But 30 minutes of homework? HECK NO. Determination plays a big part in getting things done.

Why isn't anyone available for me to practice driving with? I NEED practice, my test is on Monday.

Because they are plotting your fail >:(

Why wont my skin files work? I mean, I know I winged it, but it seems like it should be working!?

 ;D Let's hope not katie.

Erm, sometimes there's files that are just 16x16 b&w squares. If you save the file over that one, it won't work. I've done that a few times on accident.

Why do I have so much random junk all over my tables?

Because you are a messy person.

Why is my finger throbing?

(Actually, I did use one for a whole year at school, and all those troubles I had with it is the reason why I don't like Mac's... )

Because you're feeling the pulse beat in it

Why can't my homework do itself?  :(

Because that would be a miracle, and heaven forbid that happens.

Why do I keep hearing someone coming up on the porch when no one is in my yard?

(actually raven it may have had something to do with the giant splinter in it that STILL wont come out?)
Because you have a visitor, who is invisible.

Whyyyy is there a splinter (that wont come out no matter what?!) in my finger, a spider bite on the top of my hand, and a huge scratch on my other finger?
 

You're accident-prone and inanimate objects seem to take advantage of that.

Is it wrong that I made my teachers sign my DI application form when it turns out I have to choose between leadership camp or get the ever-so-pointless-but-it's-required speech credit so I can graduate? :'( *sigh*

because Teachers can be *bleeps* sometimes.

Why is something I knew would happen, so hard to get over?...

Because sometimes even the expected is hard to deal with. (I know how it is to deal with something you knew was coming but it still hurts and is hard to get over. I suppose our things aren't quite the same. But I'm here if you need to talk :D)

Why do I dream of screaming in a crowded room and being ignored?

(thanks Steph. I'll let it sit for now, I gotta think of few thing before I talk to any one other then my husband about it)

Because you need a hug too*hugs*

Why can't i find decent Tybalt avatar?( sheesh, I'm not obsessed at all o_O)

(Noo touchy. My bubbles! Pretty pretty my bubbles! Mwa ha ha ha *hack**cough*)

Because others follow the leader so they like Romeo and Juliet.

Why do people call me the slightly insane girl?

Because this is how we love you :3

Why are people so obsessed with Romeo and Juliet to the point of comparing Toiletlight to it? o_O( I honestly tried reading the book so many time, I could bare to read beyond chapter 1...it got so dull...)

Because in both stories the two main characters would die for each other. (On another note, Toiletlight.. I like it. Can I keep it?)

Why am I so obsessed with Torchwood and Doctor Who?

( you like my phrases so much huh? xD Go ahead :3)

Because Doctor Who sound awesome!

Why minor character are so unpopular? >_>

(That, and I like anything that insults Twilight.. or is it Toiletlight :P )

Because they are always in the background.

Why is my neck and right shoulder so sore?

( I have a better word for it, but I'd get banned for saying it xD)

Because yoga does not help.

Why I feel like Celtic music right now?

(Toiletlight...classic!)

Because Celtic music rocks!

What happened to my other bits of material?

(indeed it does. Unfortunately, the only close to Celtic I have on my ipod, is Titanic soundtrack XD)

They crawled under your bed...

why is my husband such tuffnut when it come to my cat? He says he hates it, but then i see him hugging the fluff ball o_O

(I know the one you can't say here.  ;D)

Because he only wants one. And he thinks that if he lets on he likes it, he thinks you'll buy another.

How can I expect to pass my driving test when I haven't had any driving for 3 weeks?

By asking Guru Joe :)

Why am I worried about my history final more then my Spanish?...

Because Spanish is unimportant unless you are in a Spanish-speaking country, or want to be an interpreter. History, everyone should know a little, lest we repeat our mistakes.

I has no question to answer...:(

When I type 'Tybalt' in Google, I get picture of some ones cat? o_O

Because people like cats.

Why do my parents insist on making crumbed chicken when I hate it and its only me and them at home?

because parents tend to do that XD

Why am I so tired?

Because you haven't slept yet.

Why do people like me?

What are you talking about?  :confused: Who is lying to you?

Just kidding, just kidding.  :p

Why do my mornings always end up with me watching youtube?

because moving pictures is the best way to start the day.

Why do I feel silly today?

Because you are silly today.

Why did I not notice that something had stung my wrist until this morning?

Because it didn't hurt until then.

Why is Rosie's swing making a weird noise?

There's a little man inside a crevice, playing off-key on the world's smallest violin.

Why does my cat sleep under my pillow?

Because it top part smells too much like you so it sleeps under.

Why did it get so hot all of a sudden?! D8<

The sun smiled at you, so it's now radiating through the room.

Why can't animals wear glasses?

Because they look silly as it is.

Why is it so humid in here?

There's an invisible rain cloud raining over your head, trying to temper the sun's happy smile.

Why won't my grandmother drive on the right side of the road?

(They can wear glasses. This dude built a pair of sunglasses for his pitbull on a talkshow I was watching.)

Because she's old. Old people don't know how to drive.

Why are dogs so smart?

Because they're secretly shapeshiftable into humans and possess canine and human intelligence.

Why is Chemistry so much harder than Algebra?

Because it has a lot more stuff in it.

Why do people get offended so easily?

Lack of bairn cells. Quiet literally. They don't know something and the think it's bad but it is actually good and they get offeneded for not knowing better.

Why do I get distracted so easily? This over page should have been done days ago!

(Bairn cells. Hah. Haha. IRONIC FTW)

Because being distracted is a much better use of time.

Why are our ears shaped the way they are?

So that we ca hear well.

Why do nails grow so fast?

So that nail-biters don't run out of stuff to nom on too quickly.

Why does no one pay attention to Benvolio?

Because nature needed a way to distract each of us for 15 minutes every 2 weeks. (It's around that time frame for me)

Because he is not as interesting as the more violent characters. 

Why does hair grow on our head?

Because it's purdy - and distracts from the many other places it grows from.

Why am I so sleepy?

(hah, good point!)

Because you have had less than 8 hours of sleep the last time you slept. Try and set a sleep schedule. It works wonders!  ;D

Why can't some people stand being unique?

(Haha thanks. Maybe I'll work on that.)

Because they weren't like normal kids who wanted to run away from home an join the circus, and are therefore deprived or a sense of true self.

Why can't I sit down and type up this chapter?

Because your keyboard has gone missing

Why is graphs so easy for me but so hard for my mum?

Because the cupboard gnomes are slowly stealing her braincells of logic, but have left yours alone.

Why do adults have the tendency to act like three-year-olds?

Graphs are ridiculously easy. XD
It's because you mom doesn't like math.

Because there's is no such thing as maturity, only how serious you feel at the time.

Why do people fill swimming pools with soda? It's a waste if you ask me. And it'll be flat by the time you drink it all. Not to mention you'll be at least 400 lbs heavier.

It's because they want to experience the sensation of swimming in carbonated water and syrup.

Why don't dogs always land on their feet?

Because their butts are too big.

Why am I still having trouble sleeping?

You must have subconsciously done something quite mean to the Sandman.

Why can't Stephenie Meyer suck it up and read a real vampire novel?

Cause she is blinded by her 'writing skills' :p

Why is J.K Rowling so awesome? ;)

Because she's clever and does her research :D

... Where do wizards go to have their babies?

St Mungos Maternity Ward.. (Wizards have babies? Awesome! Go dudes!)

Why am I obsessed with Harry Potter?

Because it is obviousy amazing and worthy of spectacular conversation.

Did Sirius leave Lupin to Tonks in his will?

No. Sirius left Lupin to Harry.

Was Sirius's and Harry's relationship more than godfatherly?

Yes, they were best buddiez

Why are the Harry Potter books so much funnier to read than LotR? (Only read LotR once, when I was 14. HP, over 10 times per book)

Because it is more teen oriented, I'd assume.

Why can't i finish that blasted cover page?!

Because there's a pixie controlling your finger movement.

Why are children so much fun to write for?

because they are gullible and easily impressed.

Why do I get over heated easily?

There's a humidity cloud that perpetually envelops your body, likely the curse of some evil-medieval and highly fictional witch that you managed to piss off in a past life.

What is the capital city of Ogschnorfiddle?

O.

What is the meaning of sugarfetmaha?

It is a diminutive form of the adjective 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious', (the longest word in the human language which usually denotes joy) that may be used as a noun.

Why can't I stop yaaaawning??

Because the purple elephant is fake yawning at you making you yawn.

Why do stars look orange?

Because they're balls of fire.

Why is my hair falling out?

The nargles are tugging on it.

Why does my knee always hurt when it gets cool?

Cartilage freezes.

Why does my lower leg hurts so bad?

You hit it on your desk.

What should I study if I go back to school?

Cooking. You will earn a lot down the line, plus it's fun :)

Why is it so hard to stay awake now, but when I actually try to sleep, I can't?

Because your body is preparing for the end of the world and doesn't want you to get too accustomed to falling asleep on whim. It's a survival instinct.

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because 7, 8, 9! Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Why are pirates pirates?

The just arrrr.

If this is the right choice, why does it hurt so bad?

Because sometimes the right things in life are the things that hurt the most.

Why am I so sensitive to other peoples emotions?

Human nature.

Why is this divorce thing is hard for me?

Because its family?

Why do I keep making my bottom lip bleed and crack from biting it so hard?

Cracked lips tend to do that.

Why does my father's dog always find a way to lock herself in my room? Seriously, I thought Ebbie was smarter than that!

Maybe Ebbie likes to try your clothes on when you are not around.

Why do I want to be alone when I'm with somebody and when finally I'm alone I feel lonely?

Because your imaginary friend has left you, hence the feeling of loneliness and the need for someone to keep you company.

Why can't I find my Titanic movies?!

Because they're sad.

Why is it so hard to get my future in order?

Because it wants to play tag and you're so not in the mood.

Do they make casts for fractured toe?

Because people take small injuries way too serious.

What is so hard for my dad to understand about, "I want my bedroom set, my sushi set, my japanese dish set, and the kids' bedroom sets to go to your house. The couch, the tv and the doll cabinet can go in storage. The rest, just leave so I can have Jose come get what he wants out of the mess."? He keeps saying he has no idea what to do.

He unfortunately has short term memory loss and forgets what you say only seconds after you say it.

What hasn't the moron who came up with the idea of "Farmville" been shot?

Because nobody knows where they live.

Why is purple like red?

Because purple is a mixture of red and blue.

Why am I so unmotivated?

Because you have no sources of motivation.

Why do I save the little Mario mushroom tins?

Because they are cool!

"There have been times when I regretted going home earlier than usual that day. Days when I wished I had stayed with Lily just a little longer, and wished I had not left her all alone. Because I had no idea I would remember the next day as the day Lily died."
Why am I the only one who assumed that she died when I read this?

Because you're not the only one who assumed that she died.

Why is my foot slowly going numb when I'm not sitting on it or anything.

Because your leg has lost the will to live and is holding its breath


Why do I keep listening to the same song over and over again?

Because your CD player is set on repeat & you're too lazy to go turn it off.

Why is it so cold here tonight?

Because you have been moved to Alaska.

Why am I sick again?

Because you're not the only one - and I can tell you so much that the next chapter is that next day...

Because you didn't get fully well again the last time...

Why am I not in bed yet? (I already know the answer... found the season finale of House)

Because you're thoroughly distracted so the sand man can't get to your eyes.

Why does it take me so long to do sim pictures?

Because you want them to be good ;)

Why do I not have a computer capable of handling sims here???

Because ... The sims have minds of their own and they are tormenting the hard drive. With sticks. And those stupid hackey-sack things.

Why do the lyrics to all most any train song make them sound like they were written on an acid trip?

Because inspiration comes when you least suspect it 1rock

Why has my laptop forsaken me ?:'( (I can't log on :mad:)

It is soulless.

Why don't many people like mushrooms? D:

Because they have a weird, sickening texture.

Why are the scholarship people taking their sweet arse time getting my information to me?

Because they hate you, and want to turn you into pudding.

Why does my mom only go to work for an hour??? :(

Because, she owns the place. She only goes in long enough for her subjects to grovel at her feed and give orders.

Why does my printer hate me?

Because it thinks you're using it  :rolleyes:

Why does Brownie take everyone's phones?! AFTER school?!?!

*has no idea who Brownie is but ...*
Because Brownie wants to read the texts.

Why do high school kids want to go to college parties?

Because they're stupid and want to fit in with people that are just as stupid.

Why is it so hard to get into shape?

Because your body likes you the way you are.

Why does the flu love me so much that it takes forever to leave and keeps finding it's way back (2nd time this year :-\)?

Because the flu is like a weird, clingy boyfriend/girlfriend.

Why do people think it's okay to be crap? I don't get why some people want to bottomfeed their whole life.

Because they like the view.

Why is my brother just throwing his life away?

Because "it's what everyone else does." That sums it up pretty nicely to me.

Can you help me focus on my homework?

NO!

Can you help me focus on mine?

I have enough trouble with my own.  ;D

Are you in Algebra 2?

Nope! Last math class I had was some weird thing with trying to prove whether or not a statement was true or false by using a mathematical formula :confused:


Do you have my cell phone? I can't find it! :mad:

(I'm in Algebra 1  ;) )

Nope.

Do you have my gameboy color?!

(There are some freshmen in my algebra 2 class. They make me feel stupid. XD)


*Shifty eyes*
No comment.

When do I get pizza?

(Ew! Our freshmen only get to do Algebra 1, Geometry, or Dumb algebra XD )

NOO!!!

Naaiow.

When do I get chocolate milk?!

Sometime next week.

Why do I find it sorta funny and mostly true when my parents say that I'm not human?

Because you think they're not human?

Why am I still hoarse?

Because you were singing "Camptown Races" really loudly.

Why hasn't the counselor called me?

Because the dog ate the phone

What would you do if the sun exploded all of a sudden?

Wonder where it went.

What is it with me and my sudden obsession with James Bond?

With you? I'm not sure. You might need a Doctor. With James Bond? Its cause Bond is awesomely awesome!

Why do I love sour food?

Because you like making faces.

Why is my hair growing like Rapunzel's?

Because Rapunzel is taking over you.

Why am I so frightened of cars and animals being near cars?

Maybe you got hit by a car in a past life...as a dog or cat.

Why is my hair such a mess this morning?

(Heh. Yeah. Mum reckons its after seeing Jessica getting hit.. But I'm even terrified now when I'm in a car and they go past me)

Because you fidget.

Why is he so adament he is going to get me to let my hair grow out and let it go red?

He likes long red hair.

Why do I feel so bead down?

Because beads are kookalicious.

Why did my game decide that it didn't like me?

Because games are selfish in that way.

Why does the cork on my clarinet always fall off every month? Especially when I barely put any cork grease on it?!

It's suicidal.

What is love? (haha is it wrong when I wrote this I thought: Baby don't hurt me, no more...?)

(Nah, same thing ran through my head. Don't worry.)

"I give you my love, but you don't care"  ;D

How do I manage to stay in the black when I play poker?

Turn off the light  ;)
Who's got my keys? :eek:

I think I saw the flying monkeys running off with them an hour ago

Why is your momma so fat?

she's a wookie

Why does my finger itch?

because a gnome bit you earlier and it's infected with gnome saliva

why does my head hurt?

Because a piece of the sky fell and bumped it.

Why do my fingers smell like garlic?

Because you've been working on warding off the vampires.

Why am I harvesting my mom's crops on farmville?

Because your TV broke and there's nothing else to do.

Why are cats so cute?

Because they know they're entitled to your attention.

Why do I want an anteater so badly?

Because your house has an ant problem!

Who knocked over the soda?

The anteater.

Why am I so stressed?

Blame it on the Blibbering Humdinger. It's all its fault.

Why are there so many sexist jokes about women and kitchens?

Because there aren't enough about Women and the Livingroom!

Why is there a polar bear on my couch?

Because I couldn't manage to pay the rent at the zoo. I hope you don't mind.

Is he being well taken care of?

Oh.. veeerrryyyy well taken care of *griin* ( lol )

Why do cats love to be places they aren't allowed to be?

Because they know their owners can't stand it, and the strive to be contradictory :'D

Why do I have so many stuffed animals?

Because stuffed animals are creepily cool.

Why do people keep calling me a wuss?

Because you yelp every time a garden gnome noms your finger.

Why couldn't Tyler's van just run Bella over?

Because this world is unfair, and they want us to suffer with the horror that is Mary Sue - *cough* - Bella Swan forever....

Why do snakes look so funny when they swallow a mouse whole? (Really! XD I fed my snake yesterday and it looked all weird with the mouse halfway down and the tails ticking out of his mouth XD )

Because they don't chew their food like grandma told them to!

Why can't I write anything?

Because your keyboard, pencils, pens and paper are all missing.

Why does he have to whinge so much?

Because he's mad as a hatter!

Why won't my kitty come out from under my bookshelf?

Because it found a snack called "Jerry" under it.

Why am I obsessed with hospital series?

You're preparing yourself for when you have to stay in the hospital for long periods of time.

Why can't you put a ceiling light over an open spot on the floor (where there is no floor tile)? 

Because it will fall through.

Why do I only want to eat chips?

Because you can't fit whole potatoes in your mouth in one bite

Why can't I come up with any ideas for a picture to draw?

^who says I can't :P Yeah.. I tried :D

Because your minds eye is blind.

Why are sisters so irritating?

Cause that's what the aliens made them for, to annoy the men of this world and distract them so they can take it over! MUAHAHAHAH!

Why is that stupid mosquito in here?

Edward is stalking you. He's just so lame that he turned into a mosquito.

Why are these next few weeks going to go by so slowly?

because its holidays. For me anyways

Why isn't he online so I can ask him if he is coming over tomorrow?

( OMG! *kills mosquito* YAY EDWARD IS DEAD WHOOOO! )

Because a pack of angry butterflies carried him away!

Why are you hitting yourself?

Because the Edward Cullen mosquito was on me - but you killed him! THANK YOU!

Why is it called 'horseradish'?

Because a horse named radish invented it and the name stuck.  :D

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

Invisible.

Why does he say he wants to move in with me already?
(He's 14!)

Cause he needs a head check. He's trying to grow up a BIT too fast.   :rolleyes:

When am I going to get paid?

Whenever you decide you did a good enough job to pay yourself a pat on the back.

Why do I get so frustrated at everything?

Because everything is frusterated with you!

Why does summer have to be so hot and humid?

Because you forgot the reason air conditioning was invented.  :D

Why do I like making stupid mistakes?

Because stupid mistakes are funny and make people laugh!

Why does this drink taste like powder candy?

Because it is liquid powder candy?

Why did I write that in the form of a question?!

Cause it's twice the silly question!  And therefore automatically funnier ahaha!

Why is my character being so difficult in his color scheme!? (XD Just finished three different attempts to get my character's wings right.. they are white, with an opalescent shimmer and a blue irridescence... iargh he is tough to color! >.< XD ))

Because he wants different colored wings <3

Why are the batteries missing from my remote?

Because The Doctor stole them to save the world from The Master.

What does purple smell like?

Pretty flowers!

Why is my boyfriend so irritating?

Because he's just like mine.

Why does he have to keep telling me that he loves me every five minutes.
I hate lying to him and I do everytime I have to say 'I love you too' back.

Because he likes to hear his own voice and wants to think you love him 8D

Why has it been so hot and humid these last few days?

It's making up for last summers lame weather, if you remember how mild and almost nonexistent the heat was, bout time we get a real summer heatwave.


Why do I still want to scratch his face off?

Because you have yet to buy a new scratching post!

Why does my self-esteem like to torture me so?

Cuz it is evil like meh!

Why do little girls like horses so much?

Because they like blue

Why can't I decide whether to stay with him or leave him?

Because it's a hard decision.


Why am I so... icky feeling?

Because something isn't right in your system?

Whose idea was it to make everything on the beach brightly colored?

The decision was made by those afraid of the dark.

Where did the put the other half of the caffeine from my coffee?

In a carrot. I'm not sure why they put it in a carrot, but they did.

Why does 1 + 1 = window?

Actually, 1 + 1 = 2. :P

Why do I suddenly feel the urge to listen to Christmas songs when it's nowhere near the holiday season?

1titter (I just did yesterday) Because joy is in the air...not to mention the stores usually have Christmas in July/August sales to rake in more dough.

Why don't I have ten butlers and a host of maids to do all my housework?

Because you're not Bill Gates (Easiest rich person within reach in my mind)

Why do people make a big deal out the fact that I'm bi and not ashamed of it?

Because they are incecure and can't accept the fact that we're cooler than them.  :p

Why does 2 + 2 = 5 ?